Me after successfully sneaking all the fireworks into the bathroom and not getting caught ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
236
When your childhood game takes a turn for the bizarre 🚀🍄
When your childhood game takes a turn for the bizarre ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ„
1 year ago
163
🍄🔍 The ultimate guide to mushrooms: Eat it, fear it, or trip with it! 😜
๐Ÿ„๐Ÿ” The ultimate guide to mushrooms: Eat it, fear it, or trip with it! ๐Ÿ˜œ
1 year ago
240
When even the courtroom can't escape tech support calls 🤖📞
When even the courtroom can't escape tech support calls ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ“ž
1 year ago
140
When you accidentally open the front facing camera ๐Ÿ˜‚ #opticalillusion #meme
1 year ago
265
Jeff Bezos and Katy Perry really vibing to the new hit single "Tax Evasion" 😂
Jeff Bezos and Katy Perry really vibing to the new hit single "Tax Evasion" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
198
When your job treats you like 💩, you write your resignation letter on toilet paper 😂
When your job treats you like ๐Ÿ’ฉ, you write your resignation letter on toilet paper ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
216
When you've spent 8 months in the black void of space contemplating the meaning of existence, and all you get upon your return is a Katy Perry concert and some forced patriotism.
When you've spent 8 months in the black void of space contemplating the meaning of existence, and all you get upon your return is a Katy Perry concert and some forced patriotism.
1 year ago
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I'm a big fan of geography puns. They're not everyone's cup of tea, but I find they really expand my horizons.
I'm a big fan of geography puns. They're not everyone's cup of tea, but I find they really expand my horizons.
1 year ago
142
I child-proofed my house, but they still get in. 

Me: *calls child protective services on MYSELF* 🤪
I child-proofed my house, but they still get in. Me: *calls child protective services on MYSELF* ๐Ÿคช
1 year ago
226
Pro of being an adult: I can eat a whole box of cookies. Con of being an adult: I ate a whole box of cookies.
Pro of being an adult: I can eat a whole box of cookies. Con of being an adult: I ate a whole box of cookies.
1 year ago
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Me trying to explain to the officer that I wasn't trying to run. I just really needed my seatbelt on because I spilled my iced coffee. ☕️😭
Me trying to explain to the officer that I wasn't trying to run. I just really needed my seatbelt on because I spilled my iced coffee. โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
232
When your girl says size doesn't matter but you realize she was talking about her own. 😬
When your girl says size doesn't matter but you realize she was talking about her own. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
212
When your social battery dies.  ☠️
When your social battery dies. โ˜ ๏ธ
1 year ago
272
Skeletor: *appears* NYEAAH! Another introvert tip for all of you! Tell everyone at the beginning of your phone call that your battery is dying, then hang up whenever you want! MWA-HA-HA!
Audience: *cheers*
Skeletor: *appears* NYEAAH! Another introvert tip for all of you! Tell everyone at the beginning of your phone call that your battery is dying, then hang up whenever you want! MWA-HA-HA! Audience: *cheers*
1 year ago
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