When you're stuck in the elevator with your dress caught in the door and you have to pee so bad you pull the dress over your head and pee your pants ๐Ÿ˜‚ #RulesOfEngagement #StuckInAnElevator #Awkward
1 year ago
99
When you're late for work but you still gotta practice your wheelbarrow tricks ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
39
65 million years of evolution and we still can't stick the landing ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
56
When 'just be yourself' turns into 'be like everyone else' 🏫🤔
When 'just be yourself' turns into 'be like everyone else' ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
69
When you're worried about calories but your doctor gives you some *interesting* medical advice 😂
When you're worried about calories but your doctor gives you some *interesting* medical advice ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
53
The most painful and simultaneously smoothest pick-up line ever uttered. 🤣
The most painful and simultaneously smoothest pick-up line ever uttered. ๐Ÿคฃ
4 months ago
89
The employee definitely dodged a major bullet by leaving that job. Some bosses are just a walking red flag. 🚩
The employee definitely dodged a major bullet by leaving that job. Some bosses are just a walking red flag. ๐Ÿšฉ
4 months ago
84
My biggest financial regret? Not liquidating my Pokémon card collection to buy real estate during the 2008 crash. 🤦‍♂️
My biggest financial regret? Not liquidating my Pokรฉmon card collection to buy real estate during the 2008 crash. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
4 months ago
83
The hypocrisy is strong with this one. Recruiters expect a heartfelt, human-written cover letter, only to have their AI toss it in the bin. 🤖
The hypocrisy is strong with this one. Recruiters expect a heartfelt, human-written cover letter, only to have their AI toss it in the bin. ๐Ÿค–
4 months ago
75
When you try to discuss the crime statistics and your friend hits you with the 'That's just misinformation!'
When you try to discuss the crime statistics and your friend hits you with the 'That's just misinformation!'
4 months ago
91
Yo dawg, I heard you like being governed, so we put a government over your government so you can be governed while you're being governed.
Yo dawg, I heard you like being governed, so we put a government over your government so you can be governed while you're being governed.
4 months ago
88
So that's what Santa's workshop looks like... a lot less jolly and a lot more assembling. Merry Christmas, kids! 🎁
So that's what Santa's workshop looks like... a lot less jolly and a lot more assembling. Merry Christmas, kids! ๐ŸŽ
4 months ago
106
When you're supposed to read '1984' as a warning, not an instruction manual. ✍️
When you're supposed to read '1984' as a warning, not an instruction manual. โœ๏ธ
4 months ago
94
They really don't make them like they used to. I want a fridge that will outlive me and my future grandkids. 😤
They really don't make them like they used to. I want a fridge that will outlive me and my future grandkids. ๐Ÿ˜ค
4 months ago
122
It's not about the odds, it's about paying a small fee for the right to fantasize about quitting my job for a whole night.
It's not about the odds, it's about paying a small fee for the right to fantasize about quitting my job for a whole night.
4 months ago
77