When you solve the energy crisis with sheer genius and a dash of trolling 🤯🔋😂
When you solve the energy crisis with sheer genius and a dash of trolling ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ”‹๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
163
When Bitcoin goes to the moon, but the money printer goes BRRRR 🚀💸
When Bitcoin goes to the moon, but the money printer goes BRRRR ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ’ธ
1 year ago
249
STOP VEGANS BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE. What's next? Mountain goats?
STOP VEGANS BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE. What's next? Mountain goats?
1 year ago
231
Me trying to explain to my dentist why I haven't flossed in a week 😂
Me trying to explain to my dentist why I haven't flossed in a week ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
211
Jeff Bezos and Katy Perry really vibing to the new hit single "Tax Evasion" 😂
Jeff Bezos and Katy Perry really vibing to the new hit single "Tax Evasion" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
198
When 420 falls on Easter weekend, Snoop Dogg is ready to celebrate! 🐰💨🥚
When 420 falls on Easter weekend, Snoop Dogg is ready to celebrate! ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿฅš
1 year ago
236
Men produce... 🤔... masterpieces! Like this meme, for example. 😂
Men produce... ๐Ÿค”... masterpieces! Like this meme, for example. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
210
When your job treats you like 💩, you write your resignation letter on toilet paper 😂
When your job treats you like ๐Ÿ’ฉ, you write your resignation letter on toilet paper ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
216
When you've spent 8 months in the black void of space contemplating the meaning of existence, and all you get upon your return is a Katy Perry concert and some forced patriotism.
When you've spent 8 months in the black void of space contemplating the meaning of existence, and all you get upon your return is a Katy Perry concert and some forced patriotism.
1 year ago
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I'm a big fan of geography puns. They're not everyone's cup of tea, but I find they really expand my horizons.
I'm a big fan of geography puns. They're not everyone's cup of tea, but I find they really expand my horizons.
1 year ago
142
Me trying to explain to the officer that I wasn't trying to run. I just really needed my seatbelt on because I spilled my iced coffee. ☕️😭
Me trying to explain to the officer that I wasn't trying to run. I just really needed my seatbelt on because I spilled my iced coffee. โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
232
Skeletor: *appears* NYEAAH! Another introvert tip for all of you! Tell everyone at the beginning of your phone call that your battery is dying, then hang up whenever you want! MWA-HA-HA!
Audience: *cheers*
Skeletor: *appears* NYEAAH! Another introvert tip for all of you! Tell everyone at the beginning of your phone call that your battery is dying, then hang up whenever you want! MWA-HA-HA! Audience: *cheers*
1 year ago
138
When you finally synthesize that extra slutty olive oil for your salad 🧪🥗
When you finally synthesize that extra slutty olive oil for your salad ๐Ÿงช๐Ÿฅ—
1 year ago
134
When you try to apologize for your past mistakes and your friend gives you the most wholesome encouragement. You tried your best. 🤷‍♂️
When you try to apologize for your past mistakes and your friend gives you the most wholesome encouragement. You tried your best. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
21 days ago
84
When your husband is into models, but not the kind you think. He's just a nerd. 😂🤖
When your husband is into models, but not the kind you think. He's just a nerd. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿค–
20 days ago
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