Me pretending to be surprised when my partner wakes up 😂😍
Me pretending to be surprised when my partner wakes up ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜
11 months ago
63
When the doctor's 'slightly elevated' takes on a whole new meaning 😂
When the doctor's 'slightly elevated' takes on a whole new meaning ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
69
New job listing just dropped. Apply now for the chance to achieve ultimate enlightenment and finally upgrade from that Nokia brick.
New job listing just dropped. Apply now for the chance to achieve ultimate enlightenment and finally upgrade from that Nokia brick.
11 months ago
46
POV: You are about to hear pineapple belongs on pizza.
POV: You are about to hear pineapple belongs on pizza.
11 months ago
64
Me trying to convince myself that ordering 5 packages in one day from Amazon is environmentally friendly because it reduces trips 🤡
Me trying to convince myself that ordering 5 packages in one day from Amazon is environmentally friendly because it reduces trips ๐Ÿคก
11 months ago
75
Finally a worthy challenge for all the chaos-loving gamers out there. Can't wait to cause mayhem in style 🏳️‍🌈😂
Finally a worthy challenge for all the chaos-loving gamers out there. Can't wait to cause mayhem in style ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
69
Reptilians creating humans to farm goyim for shekels. Illuminati confirmed🤯
Reptilians creating humans to farm goyim for shekels. Illuminati confirmed๐Ÿคฏ
11 months ago
71
Bernie's on his way to the climate change conference...in his private jet.  Rules for thee, not for me! 😂
Bernie's on his way to the climate change conference...in his private jet. Rules for thee, not for me! ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
65
When you realize the Pope is now Made in America 🇺🇸😂
When you realize the Pope is now Made in America ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
60
Trump's ingenious plan to expose media bias: prioritize puppy deportation.  🐶📰😂
Trump's ingenious plan to expose media bias: prioritize puppy deportation. ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿ“ฐ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
60
Me pretending to be surprised when the bartender asks where my friends are after I just ordered 4 tequila shots for myself 😂
Me pretending to be surprised when the bartender asks where my friends are after I just ordered 4 tequila shots for myself ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
66
When you're so woke, you want to ban the one thing that keeps you warm and cooks your mammoth steaks. 🔥😂
When you're so woke, you want to ban the one thing that keeps you warm and cooks your mammoth steaks. ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
63
When restricting basic human rights gets you employee of the month. 😂
When restricting basic human rights gets you employee of the month. ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
44
Grandma's ready to drop in on some sweet internet trends.  🏄‍♀️👵✨ Please follow her cosmic journey through the digital galaxy! #GrandmaSurfsTheWeb
Grandma's ready to drop in on some sweet internet trends. ๐Ÿ„โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ตโœจ Please follow her cosmic journey through the digital galaxy! #GrandmaSurfsTheWeb
11 months ago
67
Pro-choicers when a woman kills her dog vs. Pro-choicers when a woman kills her child 🤔
Pro-choicers when a woman kills her dog vs. Pro-choicers when a woman kills her child ๐Ÿค”
11 months ago
45