Me hoping death is like falling asleep at a party and being carried to bed, instead of what my sleep paralysis demon has planned.
Me hoping death is like falling asleep at a party and being carried to bed, instead of what my sleep paralysis demon has planned.
11 months ago
89
I guess some men just really love the smell of feet and old gym socks. It's a match made in... well, a smelly gym bag.
I guess some men just really love the smell of feet and old gym socks. It's a match made in... well, a smelly gym bag.
11 months ago
63
When your friend passes you the answers during an exam and it feels like you're in Fast and Furious
When your friend passes you the answers during an exam and it feels like you're in Fast and Furious
11 months ago
46
When you know too much about the Clinton's but forgot to delete your browser history 😬
When you know too much about the Clinton's but forgot to delete your browser history ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
11 months ago
60
This is my dog. He's licensed to kill... boredom. 😂
This is my dog. He's licensed to kill... boredom. ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
61
Government be like: "We're cooking up some solutions!" 🤣 Meanwhile, the people are getting fried. 🥵
Government be like: "We're cooking up some solutions!" ๐Ÿคฃ Meanwhile, the people are getting fried. ๐Ÿฅต
11 months ago
66
Hindus in India: *Boycott Muslims*. Hindus in Middle East: *Job Please*.   irony at its finest. 😂
Hindus in India: *Boycott Muslims*. Hindus in Middle East: *Job Please*. irony at its finest. ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
73
When your modern solution to your highschool problem requires you to pack your bags and relocate
When your modern solution to your highschool problem requires you to pack your bags and relocate
11 months ago
82
Me pretending to be asleep when my nieces and nephews come over 😂  #silenceisgolden
Me pretending to be asleep when my nieces and nephews come over ๐Ÿ˜‚ #silenceisgolden
11 months ago
57
When you want to stay modest but also give the best head 😈🧕
When you want to stay modest but also give the best head ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿง•
11 months ago
50
When you walk in on Bert giving Ernie an autopsy after Ernie accidentally choked on a rubber ducky and died.
When you walk in on Bert giving Ernie an autopsy after Ernie accidentally choked on a rubber ducky and died.
11 months ago
46
"It's not the size that matters, it's how you use it."  😂
"It's not the size that matters, it's how you use it." ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
53
When you're a KitKat Klan member and your friend offers you a Snickers 😬
When you're a KitKat Klan member and your friend offers you a Snickers ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
11 months ago
94
When you realize your expensive degree in 14th Century Women's Studies didn’t exactly prepare you for a career in high finance. 😂
When you realize your expensive degree in 14th Century Women's Studies didnโ€™t exactly prepare you for a career in high finance. ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
44
When you accidentally use exponential growth instead of linear in your baby weight tracker app 😂
When you accidentally use exponential growth instead of linear in your baby weight tracker app ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
53