Just another casual drive home, minding my own business when BAM! Giant robot. I guess the Empire decided to take the scenic route. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
9 months ago
9
When your mom says your breath smells like c*nt and you try to prove her wrong.
9 months ago
4
Me trying to explain to my wife why I suddenly became nostalgic looking at a black couch ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
3
God accidentally added a pinch of assholes to Earth. Oops. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
9 months ago
7
When you and your friends try to keep a secret, but everyone in the group is a snitch ๐Ÿคซ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
8
When you're so passionate about open source, you literally become a ninja. ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
4
If I see two stick figures in a dress having the time of their life then I'm in for some big news
9 months ago
3
Nailed it! ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
3
Liverpool fans be like: ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
7
This army? Where do I sign up? ๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™€๏ธ
9 months ago
12
When life gives you lemons, it also throws portable toilets at your convertible.๐Ÿ’ฉ
9 months ago
7
When your mom says you can pick any restaurant for your birthday dinner.
9 months ago
8
That awkward moment you realize 'thinking for yourself' just means repeating what the politicians say. ๐Ÿ‘
4 months ago
3
When you want to spice things up but your partner takes things a bit too literally. ๐Ÿคฃ
4 months ago
8
When her bio is a perfect mix of nerdy and flirty. This is definitely wife material. ๐Ÿ’
2 months ago
10