When you ask for a drink from a mythical ice sculpture bartender 🍹🦄
When you ask for a drink from a mythical ice sculpture bartender ๐Ÿน๐Ÿฆ„
1 year ago
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Sweden: From pillaging villages to pop music. What the heck happened?
Sweden: From pillaging villages to pop music. What the heck happened?
1 year ago
349
When you're so rich, burning money is more sensible than checking your spam folder 😂
When you're so rich, burning money is more sensible than checking your spam folder ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me trying to explain to my grandma that LOL means Laughing Out Loud 😂
Me trying to explain to my grandma that LOL means Laughing Out Loud ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me pretending to care about my dinner's feelings before I roast it: 😭
Me pretending to care about my dinner's feelings before I roast it: ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
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When the physics teacher has more mass than the entire class combined.🥵
When the physics teacher has more mass than the entire class combined.๐Ÿฅต
1 year ago
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When you finally get that corner office, but decide to really make it your own. 💅
When you finally get that corner office, but decide to really make it your own. ๐Ÿ’…
1 year ago
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When you buy a new phone and find a 5-second video of a confused factory worker in the video library: 🤔 "Is this a standard feature?" 😂
When you buy a new phone and find a 5-second video of a confused factory worker in the video library: ๐Ÿค” "Is this a standard feature?" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When you realize your dating prospects depend on the color of your skin 😂
When you realize your dating prospects depend on the color of your skin ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me pretending to be shocked that Kate is pregnant again 🤰
Me pretending to be shocked that Kate is pregnant again ๐Ÿคฐ
1 year ago
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🤔 Governments telling companies to break up monopolies is like a doctor telling a patient to stop eating junk food while munching on a Big Mac 🍔🍟
๐Ÿค” Governments telling companies to break up monopolies is like a doctor telling a patient to stop eating junk food while munching on a Big Mac ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŸ
1 year ago
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When someone asks what my Asian friend looks like 🤔
When someone asks what my Asian friend looks like ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
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When you think you are smarter than a tow truck driver ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Two million iPhones sold in China? Pfft, those aren't REAL gifts. Now, the macaroni portrait I got for Father's Day... priceless! 😂
Two million iPhones sold in China? Pfft, those aren't REAL gifts. Now, the macaroni portrait I got for Father's Day... priceless! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Grandma's vintage "exercise equipment" from the basement. 😈🍑🔥
Grandma's vintage "exercise equipment" from the basement. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ”ฅ
1 year ago
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