Me trying to explain to the cashier how I got paid to buy these apples 😂
Me trying to explain to the cashier how I got paid to buy these apples ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
47
Breaking News: Zuckerberg found hiding in old photos from 1940.  He’s been collecting data for a while now. 🕵️‍♂️😂
Breaking News: Zuckerberg found hiding in old photos from 1940. Heโ€™s been collecting data for a while now. ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
53
When your math homework says "show your work":
When your math homework says "show your work":
1 year ago
31
Me trying to remember if the midterm elections were yesterday, today, or next week after hitting the bong.
Me trying to remember if the midterm elections were yesterday, today, or next week after hitting the bong.
1 year ago
45
When your game crashes for the 100th time and you're about to become one with the rage. ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ•น๏ธ
1 year ago
35
When your bank charges you a $35 overdraft fee, just tell the teller they're committing 84 picohitlers and ask if they have a tiny Auschwitz behind the counter. 💀
When your bank charges you a $35 overdraft fee, just tell the teller they're committing 84 picohitlers and ask if they have a tiny Auschwitz behind the counter. ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
54
Me trying to figure out where I land on the morality alignment chart. Turns out, I'm a chaotic good... at being bad 😈
Me trying to figure out where I land on the morality alignment chart. Turns out, I'm a chaotic good... at being bad ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
1 year ago
31
When you are so small, but your ID says that you are 47 years old 😂
When you are so small, but your ID says that you are 47 years old ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
56
Planning your next vacation? ✈️🌎 This handy map will help you pick the perfect destination based on your unique...preferences. 😂 Just remember to pack your sense of humor (and maybe a hazmat suit).
Planning your next vacation? โœˆ๏ธ๐ŸŒŽ This handy map will help you pick the perfect destination based on your unique...preferences. ๐Ÿ˜‚ Just remember to pack your sense of humor (and maybe a hazmat suit).
1 year ago
36
When you find out the hot guy you were checking out prefers men 💅
When you find out the hot guy you were checking out prefers men ๐Ÿ’…
1 year ago
29
When your boss asks if you completed that project that's been open for 2 years ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
26
Professor Farnsworth has discovered the secret to making everyone uncomfortable! Good news, indeed! 😂
Professor Farnsworth has discovered the secret to making everyone uncomfortable! Good news, indeed! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
50
Daria gives zero f*cks about the Matrix. What a mood! 😂
Daria gives zero f*cks about the Matrix. What a mood! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
45
Google translate be like:
English - Be cunning.
Czech - Be a Jew.
Google translate be like: English - Be cunning. Czech - Be a Jew.
1 year ago
61
When your family accidentally eats your "toy"๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿ˜‚. Sharing is caring...but not like this! ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
51