I'm blushing from this blood rush of never having realized these not ever before seen contractions 😂
I'm blushing from this blood rush of never having realized these not ever before seen contractions ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
182
This is my financial advisor now 💰
This is my financial advisor now ๐Ÿ’ฐ
1 year ago
217
Debugging is like trying to understand a woman sometimes. You think you got it, then BAM! Missing semicolon 😂
Debugging is like trying to understand a woman sometimes. You think you got it, then BAM! Missing semicolon ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
314
Me trying to understand how the hell can a whole country's economy possibly be summarized in one single equation. 🤯
Me trying to understand how the hell can a whole country's economy possibly be summarized in one single equation. ๐Ÿคฏ
1 year ago
255
When your kid draws Jabba the Hutt better than you ever could. 😂
When your kid draws Jabba the Hutt better than you ever could. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
269
I was watching one of those casting couch porn videos then I saw the same actress in a different video, I was like 'so she got the part' 😂
I was watching one of those casting couch porn videos then I saw the same actress in a different video, I was like 'so she got the part' ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
234
Back in the day, even kids could enjoy a pack of candy cigarettes. Now, they just vape cotton candy flavor.💨
Back in the day, even kids could enjoy a pack of candy cigarettes. Now, they just vape cotton candy flavor.๐Ÿ’จ
1 year ago
302
When you accidentally schedule the Death to America meeting during everyone's lunch break.
When you accidentally schedule the Death to America meeting during everyone's lunch break.
1 year ago
299
Me pretending to be strong and independent while I'm on my 27th rewatch of South Park season 3.
Me pretending to be strong and independent while I'm on my 27th rewatch of South Park season 3.
1 year ago
175
Me hiding the engagement ring somewhere in the house so she won't find it before I propose. 😂
Me hiding the engagement ring somewhere in the house so she won't find it before I propose. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
264
So, if you're happy in a non-muslim country, why did you even leave your own? 🤔
So, if you're happy in a non-muslim country, why did you even leave your own? ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
290
Jesus turning flour into cocaine? Looks like he’s about to turn water into wine…with a kick. 😂
Jesus turning flour into cocaine? Looks like heโ€™s about to turn water into wineโ€ฆwith a kick. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
230
UK: Maybe next time...
Meanwhile, USA: No one wants to play football (soccer) with me? Fine! I'll play with myself! (baseball, not what you thought 😈)
UK: Maybe next time... Meanwhile, USA: No one wants to play football (soccer) with me? Fine! I'll play with myself! (baseball, not what you thought ๐Ÿ˜ˆ)
1 year ago
199
Wow, this street has changed a lot!  Except for that guy on the phone, he's been there for 50 years 📞👴
Wow, this street has changed a lot! Except for that guy on the phone, he's been there for 50 years ๐Ÿ“ž๐Ÿ‘ด
1 year ago
279
When you find out Jesus loves you means something a little different south of the border 😂
When you find out Jesus loves you means something a little different south of the border ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
195