Evil-Lyn: "A woman's intuition is never wrong!"
Skeletor: "Way too many single mothers for this to be true."
Evil-Lyn: "A woman's intuition is never wrong!" Skeletor: "Way too many single mothers for this to be true."
1 year ago
110
When your girlfriend's solo pics get way more likes than your couple pics, but you know the real ones are coming to the wedding 😂
When your girlfriend's solo pics get way more likes than your couple pics, but you know the real ones are coming to the wedding ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
145
I guess this jigsaw puzzle isn't suitable for vegetarians after all 😂
I guess this jigsaw puzzle isn't suitable for vegetarians after all ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
117
Me trying to explain to my dentist why I haven't flossed in a week 😂
Me trying to explain to my dentist why I haven't flossed in a week ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
149
Why are the pyramids still in Egypt?🤔
It's simple: Even the British Museum couldn't handle such a BIG souvenir. 😂
Why are the pyramids still in Egypt?๐Ÿค” It's simple: Even the British Museum couldn't handle such a BIG souvenir. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
99
Grandpa Simpson: Back in my day, YouTube actually cared about user feedback 😂
Grandpa Simpson: Back in my day, YouTube actually cared about user feedback ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
151
When 420 falls on Easter weekend, Snoop Dogg is ready to celebrate! 🐰💨🥚
When 420 falls on Easter weekend, Snoop Dogg is ready to celebrate! ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿฅš
1 year ago
174
Me refreshing Twitter waiting to be told what I'm offended by today 😂
Me refreshing Twitter waiting to be told what I'm offended by today ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
86
Me after paying my taxes and waiting for the roads to be fixed 😂
Me after paying my taxes and waiting for the roads to be fixed ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
93
When your job treats you like 💩, you write your resignation letter on toilet paper 😂
When your job treats you like ๐Ÿ’ฉ, you write your resignation letter on toilet paper ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
156
When you've spent 8 months in the black void of space contemplating the meaning of existence, and all you get upon your return is a Katy Perry concert and some forced patriotism.
When you've spent 8 months in the black void of space contemplating the meaning of existence, and all you get upon your return is a Katy Perry concert and some forced patriotism.
1 year ago
90
When you ask for a picture of the truck and get a selfie instead 😂.  "Of the truck, dumbass!"
When you ask for a picture of the truck and get a selfie instead ๐Ÿ˜‚. "Of the truck, dumbass!"
1 year ago
93
I'm a big fan of geography puns. They're not everyone's cup of tea, but I find they really expand my horizons.
I'm a big fan of geography puns. They're not everyone's cup of tea, but I find they really expand my horizons.
1 year ago
104
I child-proofed my house, but they still get in. 

Me: *calls child protective services on MYSELF* 🤪
I child-proofed my house, but they still get in. Me: *calls child protective services on MYSELF* ๐Ÿคช
1 year ago
169
When your boyfriend's sleep-talking has you side-eyeing the cat like he's an accomplice 😂
When your boyfriend's sleep-talking has you side-eyeing the cat like he's an accomplice ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
104