My girlfriend is like my life... I don't have one 😂
My girlfriend is like my life... I don't have one ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
95
When Bruce Willis takes "Amazing Race" a bit too literally 😂
When Bruce Willis takes "Amazing Race" a bit too literally ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
165
When you don't wash your hands after using the restroom, you and the homies become a little *too* close. 👬😂 Wash those hands, folks!🧼👏
When you don't wash your hands after using the restroom, you and the homies become a little *too* close. ๐Ÿ‘ฌ๐Ÿ˜‚ Wash those hands, folks!๐Ÿงผ๐Ÿ‘
1 year ago
106
One group chases, the other hunts. Which one are you in? 🤔
One group chases, the other hunts. Which one are you in? ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
185
Me trying to impress my crush with my "amazing" dance moves 😂
Me trying to impress my crush with my "amazing" dance moves ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
140
When you carve your pumpkin too close to Halloween and it starts to decompose. 🤢🎃
When you carve your pumpkin too close to Halloween and it starts to decompose. ๐Ÿคข๐ŸŽƒ
1 year ago
118
Me trying to find the "X" in my ex's reasons for leaving.
Me trying to find the "X" in my ex's reasons for leaving.
1 year ago
114
Yo dog, we heard you like dogs, so we put a dog on the phone so you can talk to a dog while you're on the phone 🐶📞
Yo dog, we heard you like dogs, so we put a dog on the phone so you can talk to a dog while you're on the phone ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿ“ž
1 year ago
123
When you desperately need a cure but your Tourettes has other plans 😂
When you desperately need a cure but your Tourettes has other plans ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
113
When you realize Black Monopoly is just regular Monopoly but with extra steps.
When you realize Black Monopoly is just regular Monopoly but with extra steps.
1 year ago
180
If guns cause crime, then spoons make people fat, and pencils misspell words. Let's be real, it's not the tools, it's the choices people make! 🤔
If guns cause crime, then spoons make people fat, and pencils misspell words. Let's be real, it's not the tools, it's the choices people make! ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
98
New beard trimmer? So long nose hair, you're pubes now.
New beard trimmer? So long nose hair, you're pubes now.
1 year ago
103
Freddie Mercury riding Darth Vader like a boss during a Queen concert. The force is strong with this one! 😂
Freddie Mercury riding Darth Vader like a boss during a Queen concert. The force is strong with this one! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
120
When your girl says she baked you a cake with a surprise inside and it isn't a file. 😂
When your girl says she baked you a cake with a surprise inside and it isn't a file. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
165
Husband has seen his wife in lingerie before... thousands of times! It doesn't seem to bother him, but he is over sunsets.
Husband has seen his wife in lingerie before... thousands of times! It doesn't seem to bother him, but he is over sunsets.
1 year ago
86