Bill Gates gives billions to cure diseases and remains perfectly healthy. Steve Jobs kept billions and died of cancer.  Priorities people! 😂
Bill Gates gives billions to cure diseases and remains perfectly healthy. Steve Jobs kept billions and died of cancer. Priorities people! ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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Hillary and Obama were playing Mafia Wars in a UN meeting and Putin was the one who killed Hillary in the game 😂
Hillary and Obama were playing Mafia Wars in a UN meeting and Putin was the one who killed Hillary in the game ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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When you mistake the fire hose cabinet for abstract expressionism 😂
When you mistake the fire hose cabinet for abstract expressionism ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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When your wife is more interested in the catch of the day than your actual catch 😂
When your wife is more interested in the catch of the day than your actual catch ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
55
When the squirrels discover the bird feeder is more than just a snack dispenser 😂💨
When the squirrels discover the bird feeder is more than just a snack dispenser ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’จ
11 months ago
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Cardio is key to surviving a zombie apocalypse. Just keep those treadmills running and they won’t reach your house. You can even catch up on Netflix while the zombies get their daily steps in. 🏃‍♀️🧟‍♂️🏠
Cardio is key to surviving a zombie apocalypse. Just keep those treadmills running and they wonโ€™t reach your house. You can even catch up on Netflix while the zombies get their daily steps in. ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ๐ŸงŸโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ 
11 months ago
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Jesus returns and says what every MAGA republican is thinking 🤔
Jesus returns and says what every MAGA republican is thinking ๐Ÿค”
11 months ago
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Crypto bros when the market crashes: "It's a dip, buy the dip!"  📉🔥 Meanwhile, everyone else: "I should have listened to my mom and invested in index funds." 👵📈
Crypto bros when the market crashes: "It's a dip, buy the dip!" ๐Ÿ“‰๐Ÿ”ฅ Meanwhile, everyone else: "I should have listened to my mom and invested in index funds." ๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿ“ˆ
11 months ago
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Me pretending to work so I can keep my job ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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Jesus after a night out in Jerusalem 😂
Jesus after a night out in Jerusalem ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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Me and the boys testing our new human drones in NYC 😂
Me and the boys testing our new human drones in NYC ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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Back in my day, cartoons taught us valuable life lessons like how to strap yourself to a rocket. No disclaimers needed. 😂
Back in my day, cartoons taught us valuable life lessons like how to strap yourself to a rocket. No disclaimers needed. ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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Kim Jong-un: "I'm cold. I want a donut. I just shat myself." North Korean Generals: *facepalm*
Kim Jong-un: "I'm cold. I want a donut. I just shat myself." North Korean Generals: *facepalm*
11 months ago
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Obama really said "HOPE" you like this Dope 🔥
Obama really said "HOPE" you like this Dope ๐Ÿ”ฅ
11 months ago
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Me after taking a bite of extremely spicy food ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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