When you're expecting... quadruplets... but they're trying to escape 😱😂
When you're expecting... quadruplets... but they're trying to escape ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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When you're grilling and someone says they're vegetarian: "I DIDN'T ASK IF YOU WERE A VEGETARIAN, I ASKED IF YOU WANTED SOME FUCKIN' BACON!!!" ๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
63
Me after watching V for Vendetta for the first time.  I'm ready to take down the government now! 😈
Me after watching V for Vendetta for the first time. I'm ready to take down the government now! ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
11 months ago
50
Roses are red, violets are blue, eating out is expensive so let's get drunk 😂
Roses are red, violets are blue, eating out is expensive so let's get drunk ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
63
Me trying to be respectful of different religions but also not wanting to clutter my brain with thousands of years of mythology and fairy tales.🤦🤦
Me trying to be respectful of different religions but also not wanting to clutter my brain with thousands of years of mythology and fairy tales.๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿคฆ
11 months ago
51
When you and your friends decide to recreate the iconic Titanic scene, but on a smaller budget. 😂
When you and your friends decide to recreate the iconic Titanic scene, but on a smaller budget. ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
60
Little one is just trying to help clothe the less fortunate. Bless her innocent heart 😂
Little one is just trying to help clothe the less fortunate. Bless her innocent heart ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
39
Me trying to save the planet one fart at a time 💨🌎😂
Me trying to save the planet one fart at a time ๐Ÿ’จ๐ŸŒŽ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
29
Me pretending to listen to my wife's gardening tips so I can enjoy my tea in peace 😂
Me pretending to listen to my wife's gardening tips so I can enjoy my tea in peace ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
49
Me trying to convince myself that 2 years in a dead-end relationship wasn't a waste of time.
Me trying to convince myself that 2 years in a dead-end relationship wasn't a waste of time.
11 months ago
28
When she asks for batteries, she ain't talking about AAs 😂
When she asks for batteries, she ain't talking about AAs ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
33
Me trying to hold my tongue when my friend starts gossiping ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
62
Posting your kid's credit card on Facebook to celebrate their first card. Classic example of how NOT to adult.
Posting your kid's credit card on Facebook to celebrate their first card. Classic example of how NOT to adult.
11 months ago
54
Rock, paper, scissors, blowjob... An unbeatable strategy for winning any argument 😂
Rock, paper, scissors, blowjob... An unbeatable strategy for winning any argument ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
29
Me trying to subtly scratch an itch in public 😂
Me trying to subtly scratch an itch in public ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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