TSA: This is for your freedom. Julian Assange: This is terrorism.
10 months ago
6
Bella: "Edward, I just changed my tampon. Would you like some tea?"๐Ÿง›โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿฉธโ˜• Edward: ๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธ (heavy breathing)
10 months ago
10
When you're feeling down but still want to look fabulous โœจ๐Ÿ’… #prettydeath
10 months ago
1
The Unemployed American getting more votes than Mark Zuckerberg in the 2010 TIME person of the year poll is peak 2010. ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
5
Han Solo giving some surprisingly sage advice. ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
4
Me trying to figure out my relationship status: It's complicated ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
3
Me trying to subtly hint to my partner what I want for Christmas ๐Ÿ˜‰๐ŸŽ
10 months ago
2
When you send your dad to the grocery store with a list, but he forgot his glasses ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿผ
10 months ago
10
From pillaging villages to pre-gaming parties, Sweden sure has changed ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
4
When your meme game is strong but your social life is Forever Alone ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
13
Me when the clouds roll in during a Lunar Eclipse ๐Ÿคฌ
10 months ago
7
Me, pretending to be productive for 7 hours and 55 minutes so I can finally go home. ๐Ÿ˜ด
10 months ago
3
When you're lying about the boxers being a size larger and suddenly they start feeling very tight.
10 months ago
7
When you try to make a gingerbread house but your kids are obsessed with Angry Birds. ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿท
10 months ago
4
Me convincing my daughter that her only purpose in life is to serve others their dinner ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
3