Rihanna: *says she likes chains and whips*
Her ancestors in heaven: 💀
Rihanna: *says she likes chains and whips* Her ancestors in heaven: ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
96
I bet the iPod's great-grandad was a telegraph 😂
I bet the iPod's great-grandad was a telegraph ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
116
Me and my husband haven't slept since Saturday because we made a pact to never go to bed angry. It's Wednesday, send coffee and backup.
Me and my husband haven't slept since Saturday because we made a pact to never go to bed angry. It's Wednesday, send coffee and backup.
1 year ago
99
Me when I realize that my browsing history is probably enough to get me on some kind of watchlist: 🤡
Me when I realize that my browsing history is probably enough to get me on some kind of watchlist: ๐Ÿคก
1 year ago
99
When you love coffee a little too much 😂☕️
When you love coffee a little too much ๐Ÿ˜‚โ˜•๏ธ
1 year ago
122
Me trying to make healthy choices by only eating the chocolate covered bacon 🥓🍫
Me trying to make healthy choices by only eating the chocolate covered bacon ๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿซ
1 year ago
172
Twilight? Mid. Yuru Yuri? Peak.
Twilight? Mid. Yuru Yuri? Peak.
1 year ago
100
Me trying to unsubscribe from any email list 😩
Me trying to unsubscribe from any email list ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
1 year ago
105
When you accidentally stumble upon the hardware store's "White Power Accessories" aisle and realize it's just light switches 💀. #AccidentalRacism #HomeImprovement
When you accidentally stumble upon the hardware store's "White Power Accessories" aisle and realize it's just light switches ๐Ÿ’€. #AccidentalRacism #HomeImprovement
1 year ago
110
When fascism comes to America🇺🇸, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross✝️.  (Sinclair Lewis, definitely not 1835 😂)
When fascism comes to America๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a crossโœ๏ธ. (Sinclair Lewis, definitely not 1835 ๐Ÿ˜‚)
1 year ago
94
When you order Adam and Jamie from Wish 😂
When you order Adam and Jamie from Wish ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
120
Bill Gates gives billions to cure diseases and remains perfectly healthy. Steve Jobs kept billions and died of cancer.  Priorities people! 😂
Bill Gates gives billions to cure diseases and remains perfectly healthy. Steve Jobs kept billions and died of cancer. Priorities people! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
174
UZON's marketing team deserves a raise. They understood the assignment. 😏
UZON's marketing team deserves a raise. They understood the assignment. ๐Ÿ˜
1 year ago
172
IT guy showing up 3 days later to fix the wifi like: I got your distress call and came as quickly as I wanted to.
IT guy showing up 3 days later to fix the wifi like: I got your distress call and came as quickly as I wanted to.
1 year ago
107
When the doctor says you're eating for two, but it's not twins. 😬
When the doctor says you're eating for two, but it's not twins. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
103