Finally, a parking ticket worth getting excited about! ๐Ÿคฉ Is it double the fine or a free pass? ๐Ÿค” The suspense is killing me! ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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One gives away corporate secrets for free and is a villain. The other gives away YOUR secrets for money and is Man of the Year. ๐Ÿค”
10 months ago
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70% chance of rape today, but hey, at least it's sunny tomorrow! โ˜€๏ธ
10 months ago
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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you a dead pig, grab some C4! ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿท
10 months ago
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Me trying to draw the Union Jack from memory after my 5th pint. Close enough.
10 months ago
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When she says she wants a real man ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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I can't believe this game exists.๐Ÿ˜‚ It's called "Guess Poo" and you have to guess what kind of poop your opponent has.๐Ÿ’ฉ I'm dying!๐Ÿคฃ
10 months ago
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When your girlfriend turns out to be your trollmate ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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Christians and Atheists can agree on one thing. Lake Louise is beautiful. They just can't agree on *how* it became so beautiful ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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When you realize being the new chef at an Indian restaurant means you control the spice... and therefore the UNIVERSE!! ๐ŸŒŒ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿณ๐ŸŒถ๏ธ
10 months ago
3
FBF Bingo night is gonna be lit! ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿธ Who needs a social life when you have this much fun at home?
10 months ago
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Me after one glass of wine trying to pronounce โ€œcinnamonโ€
10 months ago
5
Being single vs. in a good relationship vs. being in a toxic relationship ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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When you're tasked with rebranding the EU flag to reflect current events. ๐Ÿ”จโ˜ช๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ
10 months ago
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Me trying to touch my crush through the friendzone barrier ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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