When you accidentally walk into the wrong bathroom and realize you've unlocked a whole new level of awkward 😂
When you accidentally walk into the wrong bathroom and realize you've unlocked a whole new level of awkward ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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When you wish for intelligence, logic, and driving skills but the wishing well grants you the embodiment of a middle manager instead. POOF! 💨
When you wish for intelligence, logic, and driving skills but the wishing well grants you the embodiment of a middle manager instead. POOF! ๐Ÿ’จ
11 months ago
55
Park like a lady they said. It'll be empowering they said. (Now where's the nearest tow truck emoji?)
Park like a lady they said. It'll be empowering they said. (Now where's the nearest tow truck emoji?)
11 months ago
62
John's got his priorities straight. Forget about serving the country, he's on a mission to find love in uniform 😂.
John's got his priorities straight. Forget about serving the country, he's on a mission to find love in uniform ๐Ÿ˜‚.
11 months ago
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Me after my boss tells me "we need to talk": "$1 per insult sounds reasonable. Let's go, I'm ready to buy a house!"
Me after my boss tells me "we need to talk": "$1 per insult sounds reasonable. Let's go, I'm ready to buy a house!"
11 months ago
58
When you're a Jedi Master but the council cuts your funding. 😔 May the spare change be with you.
When you're a Jedi Master but the council cuts your funding. ๐Ÿ˜” May the spare change be with you.
11 months ago
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Me, stuck in traffic: "I'm not even mad, that's impressive."
Me, stuck in traffic: "I'm not even mad, that's impressive."
11 months ago
60
When it's 3 p.m. and you're a Muslim MotoGP racer:  'Allahu Akbar! (even if it's mid-turn)' 😂
When it's 3 p.m. and you're a Muslim MotoGP racer: 'Allahu Akbar! (even if it's mid-turn)' ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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Why flat earthers think 5G is dangerous. The curve of the Earth protects normal people from 5G but flat earthers got a direct hit to their tiny brains 😂
Why flat earthers think 5G is dangerous. The curve of the Earth protects normal people from 5G but flat earthers got a direct hit to their tiny brains ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
58
Boy Scouts teaching essential survival skills: identifying toilet paper alternatives in the wild 😂
Boy Scouts teaching essential survival skills: identifying toilet paper alternatives in the wild ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
59
An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough 😂
An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
84
Potatoes are the GOAT 🥔👑.  Other vegetables could never.
Potatoes are the GOAT ๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿ‘‘. Other vegetables could never.
11 months ago
62
Me trying to avoid eye contact with everyone while walking so I don’t have to socialize 😂
Me trying to avoid eye contact with everyone while walking so I donโ€™t have to socialize ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
38
Heathrow Airport celebrating Star Wars day in style!✈️ Just try not to get stuck on Hoth with a delayed C3PO 😂
Heathrow Airport celebrating Star Wars day in style!โœˆ๏ธ Just try not to get stuck on Hoth with a delayed C3PO ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
38
Me trying to explain dark humor to people who get offended easily 😂
Me trying to explain dark humor to people who get offended easily ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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