AI: I can replace programmers, just give me clear specs. Product Managers: The customer wants a button that does stuff. 😂
AI: I can replace programmers, just give me clear specs. Product Managers: The customer wants a button that does stuff. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
163
"Does your dog bite?" "Nah." *5 seconds later* "WOOF BARK GRRR...BANG!"
"Does your dog bite?" "Nah." *5 seconds later* "WOOF BARK GRRR...BANG!"
1 year ago
107
Cardio is key to surviving a zombie apocalypse. Just keep those treadmills running and they won’t reach your house. You can even catch up on Netflix while the zombies get their daily steps in. 🏃‍♀️🧟‍♂️🏠
Cardio is key to surviving a zombie apocalypse. Just keep those treadmills running and they wonโ€™t reach your house. You can even catch up on Netflix while the zombies get their daily steps in. ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ๐ŸงŸโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ 
1 year ago
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POV: You’re the emo kid and your family still thinks you’re a cinnamon roll. 😂
POV: Youโ€™re the emo kid and your family still thinks youโ€™re a cinnamon roll. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me pretending to work so I can keep my job ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
100
Touchdown! This edible stadium is the MVP of any Super Bowl party. 🏈🤤
Touchdown! This edible stadium is the MVP of any Super Bowl party. ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿคค
1 year ago
106
When your one-night stand has transformed into a multi-volume encyclopedia of knowledge📚😂
When your one-night stand has transformed into a multi-volume encyclopedia of knowledge๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
153
When you get arrested for loving your neighbor’s kid a little TOO much 😂 #valentinesdayfail #cupidgonewrong
When you get arrested for loving your neighborโ€™s kid a little TOO much ๐Ÿ˜‚ #valentinesdayfail #cupidgonewrong
1 year ago
150
Back in my day, cartoons taught us valuable life lessons like how to strap yourself to a rocket. No disclaimers needed. 😂
Back in my day, cartoons taught us valuable life lessons like how to strap yourself to a rocket. No disclaimers needed. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
170
Me trying to figure out who I am after seeing my ID, real, and Facebook profile pictures. 😂
Me trying to figure out who I am after seeing my ID, real, and Facebook profile pictures. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me and the boys powering the neighborhood with our cardio during the zombie apocalypse 🧟‍♂️🏃💨
Me and the boys powering the neighborhood with our cardio during the zombie apocalypse ๐ŸงŸโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ’จ
1 year ago
167
Friend zone is a dangerous place. Many fall, few escape 😂
Friend zone is a dangerous place. Many fall, few escape ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
94
POV: You're a cat and you're trying to take a bath without getting wet ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
112
Me when someone says Marvel is better than DC
Me when someone says Marvel is better than DC
1 year ago
101
Me trying to convince Facebook I have a date for Valentine's Day 😂 #foreveralone
Me trying to convince Facebook I have a date for Valentine's Day ๐Ÿ˜‚ #foreveralone
1 year ago
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