Me after wearing the stress-converting bracelet for 5 minutes: I have become Thor, God of Thunder ⚡️(and anxiety).
Me after wearing the stress-converting bracelet for 5 minutes: I have become Thor, God of Thunder โšก๏ธ(and anxiety).
1 year ago
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When your girl says size doesn't matter but you realize she was talking about her own. 😬
When your girl says size doesn't matter but you realize she was talking about her own. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
281
When your social battery dies.  ☠️
When your social battery dies. โ˜ ๏ธ
1 year ago
363
When you finally synthesize that extra slutty olive oil for your salad 🧪🥗
When you finally synthesize that extra slutty olive oil for your salad ๐Ÿงช๐Ÿฅ—
1 year ago
175
Taylor Swift's new album sounds a bit... gassy💨🎤
Taylor Swift's new album sounds a bit... gassy๐Ÿ’จ๐ŸŽค
1 year ago
304
When someone suggests a "creative" way to pay rent during a game of Monopoly. 🤨
When someone suggests a "creative" way to pay rent during a game of Monopoly. ๐Ÿคจ
1 year ago
274
Me trying to decide whether to bring my phone into the porta potty or enjoy peace and quiet 😂
Me trying to decide whether to bring my phone into the porta potty or enjoy peace and quiet ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
179
Me calculating how many extra peanuts I can sneak on board after they told me my bag was 3 lbs overweight 😂
Me calculating how many extra peanuts I can sneak on board after they told me my bag was 3 lbs overweight ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
206
When you accidentally unlock a new level of existential crisis on live TV 😂
When you accidentally unlock a new level of existential crisis on live TV ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
324
When you find the gravity of the Death Star in the Android API documentation. 😂 Not bad, Android developers, not bad. 👍
When you find the gravity of the Death Star in the Android API documentation. ๐Ÿ˜‚ Not bad, Android developers, not bad. ๐Ÿ‘
1 year ago
358
He farted. She sprayed air freshener. And then, he assaulted her? Sounds like someone needs to work on their communication skills and anger management 💨🙊
He farted. She sprayed air freshener. And then, he assaulted her? Sounds like someone needs to work on their communication skills and anger management ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ™Š
1 year ago
164
My life improves exponentially the longer I go without having to open Xorg.conf. Anyone else relate? 😅
My life improves exponentially the longer I go without having to open Xorg.conf. Anyone else relate? ๐Ÿ˜…
1 year ago
173
Zipper problems? This meme got you covered! 😂 No more embarrassing moments with a runaway zipper. 🤐
Zipper problems? This meme got you covered! ๐Ÿ˜‚ No more embarrassing moments with a runaway zipper. ๐Ÿค
1 year ago
182
Me trying to figure out the difference between a Pop-Tart and a Toaster Strudel at 3 AM
Me trying to figure out the difference between a Pop-Tart and a Toaster Strudel at 3 AM
1 year ago
333
CNN be like: "In other news, water is dry, the sun rises in the West, and Switzerland is East of Germany. More at 11."
CNN be like: "In other news, water is dry, the sun rises in the West, and Switzerland is East of Germany. More at 11."
1 year ago
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