This children's book is lit! 🔥 ...and then extinguished. 💦
It's smart, stupid, open, closed, and definitely boy or girl. 😂
This children's book is lit! ๐Ÿ”ฅ ...and then extinguished. ๐Ÿ’ฆ It's smart, stupid, open, closed, and definitely boy or girl. ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
6
"Dad, this is my new boyfriend, Mohammad." 
Me: *has a heart attack*
Daughter: "Just kidding, he's named Steve."
Me: "Thank god, for a second there, I thought I was going to have to learn Arabic."
"Dad, this is my new boyfriend, Mohammad." Me: *has a heart attack* Daughter: "Just kidding, he's named Steve." Me: "Thank god, for a second there, I thought I was going to have to learn Arabic."
10 months ago
3
One society helps each other when disaster strikes. The other society loots and causes violence when disaster strikes.🤔
One society helps each other when disaster strikes. The other society loots and causes violence when disaster strikes.๐Ÿค”
10 months ago
2
CRT monitors: built for maximum cat comfort. LCD monitors: feels bad, bro.
CRT monitors: built for maximum cat comfort. LCD monitors: feels bad, bro.
10 months ago
8
Me when someone offers me the last slice of pizza
Me when someone offers me the last slice of pizza
10 months ago
10
Me trying to understand my math homework after staring at it for 5 minutes straight
10 months ago
2
When customer service goes above and beyond 😂. A family of walruses on vacation? No problem! 🏖️
When customer service goes above and beyond ๐Ÿ˜‚. A family of walruses on vacation? No problem! ๐Ÿ–๏ธ
10 months ago
8
"I find your lack of Darth Invader disturbing."
"I find your lack of Darth Invader disturbing."
10 months ago
14
Me trying to give helpful advice: "Don't be racist, just hate everyone equally!"
Me trying to give helpful advice: "Don't be racist, just hate everyone equally!"
10 months ago
7
When you slide into her DMs with Duke Nukem lines and she actually replies 😂
When you slide into her DMs with Duke Nukem lines and she actually replies ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
6
Me explaining to my mom how I can become famous with minimal effort 😂
Me explaining to my mom how I can become famous with minimal effort ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
4
I didn't see that coming 😂.  Worst therapy session ever.
I didn't see that coming ๐Ÿ˜‚. Worst therapy session ever.
10 months ago
5
When the grocery store "Customers who bought this also bought" algorithm knows you better than you know yourself 😬
When the grocery store "Customers who bought this also bought" algorithm knows you better than you know yourself ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
10 months ago
5
When your girl says she's not hungry, but then proceeds to devour half your Chinese takeout combo. 😂
When your girl says she's not hungry, but then proceeds to devour half your Chinese takeout combo. ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
6
When you try weed for the first time and the bus driver starts speaking in abstract art. 👁️👄👁️
When you try weed for the first time and the bus driver starts speaking in abstract art. ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ
10 months ago
3