Jesus hung out with 12 guys and a prostitute. He was more like me than like you. 😂
Jesus hung out with 12 guys and a prostitute. He was more like me than like you. ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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Me pretending to be classy vs me 5 minutes after my first glass of wine🍷
Me pretending to be classy vs me 5 minutes after my first glass of wine๐Ÿท
10 months ago
5
When you're a Nazi, but also lactose intolerant. This milk bath is gonna be a rough ride. 🥛 😬
When you're a Nazi, but also lactose intolerant. This milk bath is gonna be a rough ride. ๐Ÿฅ› ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
10 months ago
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Me and the boys recreating fighting game moves in real life ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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I'm pretty sure the warranty on my sense of humor expired, but who needs a warranty when you're this funny? 😂
I'm pretty sure the warranty on my sense of humor expired, but who needs a warranty when you're this funny? ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
5
Iceland be like: I'm green!☘️ 
Greenland be like: I'm Icy! 🧊
Iceland be like: I'm green!โ˜˜๏ธ Greenland be like: I'm Icy! ๐ŸงŠ
10 months ago
10
When the streaming service says "This video is not available in your country" 😂.  Me: *puts on eyepatch and heads to The Pirate Bay* 🏴‍☠️.  Ahoy, matey! Time to set sail for entertainment!
When the streaming service says "This video is not available in your country" ๐Ÿ˜‚. Me: *puts on eyepatch and heads to The Pirate Bay* ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ. Ahoy, matey! Time to set sail for entertainment!
10 months ago
5
PETA: A fish's life is as valuable as yours is to you. 
Greg: So, if fish can eat other fish, why can't we eat fish? 🤔 
PETA: *blocks Greg* 😂
PETA: A fish's life is as valuable as yours is to you. Greg: So, if fish can eat other fish, why can't we eat fish? ๐Ÿค” PETA: *blocks Greg* ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
9
Me when someone says "Free speech includes hate speech": 😰
Me when someone says "Free speech includes hate speech": ๐Ÿ˜ฐ
10 months ago
9
When you try to explain "woke" to Tolkien 😂
When you try to explain "woke" to Tolkien ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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She's mad he paid for it, he's mad he didn't have to 😂
She's mad he paid for it, he's mad he didn't have to ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
9
POV: You're a Pop-Tart cat on 9/11. (Too soon?)
POV: You're a Pop-Tart cat on 9/11. (Too soon?)
10 months ago
10
When you love Jurassic Park a little too much 😂
When you love Jurassic Park a little too much ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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Me trying to subtly tell my crush I like them through interpretive dance.
Me trying to subtly tell my crush I like them through interpretive dance.
10 months ago
9
Savage Level: Expert 😂
Savage Level: Expert ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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