If the US government was a regular household they would be getting calls from creditors all day! 😂 #NationalDebt #BudgetCuts #Economy
If the US government was a regular household they would be getting calls from creditors all day! ๐Ÿ˜‚ #NationalDebt #BudgetCuts #Economy
10 months ago
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When you're trying to unite Europe, but accidentally create the USSR 2.0
When you're trying to unite Europe, but accidentally create the USSR 2.0
10 months ago
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The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The realist sees the glass and says, "This is probably piss." 🤢
The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The realist sees the glass and says, "This is probably piss." ๐Ÿคข
10 months ago
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When you buy paper towels and single-handedly save the rainforest🌳. Grandma and grandpa are very proud and relieved🥹.
When you buy paper towels and single-handedly save the rainforest๐ŸŒณ. Grandma and grandpa are very proud and relieved๐Ÿฅน.
10 months ago
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In the 90s, this was peak techwear. Now, if you wore this, you'd probably get arrested for looking sus. 😂
In the 90s, this was peak techwear. Now, if you wore this, you'd probably get arrested for looking sus. ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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That feeling when you think you're getting Grim Fandango, but it's a whole LucasArts treasure trove! 🤩
That feeling when you think you're getting Grim Fandango, but it's a whole LucasArts treasure trove! ๐Ÿคฉ
10 months ago
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When you accidentally expose your priorities while trying to appear offended 😂 #iPhonePriorities #CouldntResist
When you accidentally expose your priorities while trying to appear offended ๐Ÿ˜‚ #iPhonePriorities #CouldntResist
10 months ago
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Paying your son to farm gold in WoW is basically like paying him to mow the lawn... in Azeroth.  Is it wrong? Probably not. Does your wife understand? Definitely not.  Just tell her it's 'character development'. 😂
Paying your son to farm gold in WoW is basically like paying him to mow the lawn... in Azeroth. Is it wrong? Probably not. Does your wife understand? Definitely not. Just tell her it's 'character development'. ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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Me trying to explain that colorblindness is more than just seeing black and white 😂
Me trying to explain that colorblindness is more than just seeing black and white ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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When you accidentally drop your pen while drawing the world in MS Paint.
When you accidentally drop your pen while drawing the world in MS Paint.
10 months ago
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I'm not saying it was Smurfs that made my hair like this, but it was definitely Smurfs. Ancient Smurf technology, to be exact.
I'm not saying it was Smurfs that made my hair like this, but it was definitely Smurfs. Ancient Smurf technology, to be exact.
10 months ago
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When you accidentally teach your kid a little too much about reality 😂
When you accidentally teach your kid a little too much about reality ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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Is your man this cheesy? 😂 I guess it's time to get a new clock... or a new man? 🤔
Is your man this cheesy? ๐Ÿ˜‚ I guess it's time to get a new clock... or a new man? ๐Ÿค”
10 months ago
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Me trying to find out if she's really into me or just being polite 😂
Me trying to find out if she's really into me or just being polite ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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My mother-in-law threw "The Exorcist" into the ocean because it was too evil. So naturally, I bought another copy, made it damp, and left it in her nightstand.😈
My mother-in-law threw "The Exorcist" into the ocean because it was too evil. So naturally, I bought another copy, made it damp, and left it in her nightstand.๐Ÿ˜ˆ
10 months ago
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