Me trying to find someone to share my existential dread on my MySpace page at 3 AM in 2008
Me trying to find someone to share my existential dread on my MySpace page at 3 AM in 2008
11 months ago
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When your kid misunderstands your job at Home Depot 😂.  Looks like someone's getting a raise... in supervision. #ParentingFails #KidsSayTheDarndestThings
When your kid misunderstands your job at Home Depot ๐Ÿ˜‚. Looks like someone's getting a raise... in supervision. #ParentingFails #KidsSayTheDarndestThings
11 months ago
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Steven's passive aggressive note about Lisa's bathroom habits is giving off "single" vibes 😂
Steven's passive aggressive note about Lisa's bathroom habits is giving off "single" vibes ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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This math checks out. 🤔
This math checks out. ๐Ÿค”
11 months ago
26
When your friend's fantasy goes a little too far...💀
When your friend's fantasy goes a little too far...๐Ÿ’€
11 months ago
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My internet knows me better than I know myself 😂
My internet knows me better than I know myself ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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Me, realizing I missed out on both the Age of Exploration and interstellar travel: 😭
Me, realizing I missed out on both the Age of Exploration and interstellar travel: ๐Ÿ˜ญ
11 months ago
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When you graduate with $500k in student loans and all you can say is "Free Palestine" 😂
When you graduate with $500k in student loans and all you can say is "Free Palestine" ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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When your "rebellion" is sponsored by the mainstream media 🤔
When your "rebellion" is sponsored by the mainstream media ๐Ÿค”
11 months ago
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Me after taking a caffeine pill to clean my bathroom 😂
Me after taking a caffeine pill to clean my bathroom ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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That TMNT costume has seen some things 🐢👀
That TMNT costume has seen some things ๐Ÿข๐Ÿ‘€
11 months ago
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Facebook's security check be like: "Prove you're not a robot by typing 'humping grandchildren'"
Facebook's security check be like: "Prove you're not a robot by typing 'humping grandchildren'"
11 months ago
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Making jokes about dead babies = bad. Actually making dead babies = okay. 🤔 So, what's the difference again? 💀
Making jokes about dead babies = bad. Actually making dead babies = okay. ๐Ÿค” So, what's the difference again? ๐Ÿ’€
11 months ago
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When you are the only one at the party with an invitation 😂
When you are the only one at the party with an invitation ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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Me trying to find a sperm bank that also has frozen yogurt: 🍦🤰
Me trying to find a sperm bank that also has frozen yogurt: ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿคฐ
11 months ago
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