When you're Hitler's bodyguard and you hear a BZZZZAP outside his door at 3 AM: 👁️👄👁️
When you're Hitler's bodyguard and you hear a BZZZZAP outside his door at 3 AM: ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ
11 months ago
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She said yes!💍…to never taking my calls again. 😂
She said yes!๐Ÿ’โ€ฆto never taking my calls again. ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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When you take political commentary to the EXTREME 🤣 This RV owner isn't subtle about their opinions! #PoliticalHumor #ObamaEra #Conspiracy
When you take political commentary to the EXTREME ๐Ÿคฃ This RV owner isn't subtle about their opinions! #PoliticalHumor #ObamaEra #Conspiracy
11 months ago
36
Europe: *Struggling to build a basic website*. USA: *Owns the entire internet* 😂
Europe: *Struggling to build a basic website*. USA: *Owns the entire internet* ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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Me after forgetting why I went into the kitchen, grabbing a soda and chilling on the couch, just to realize my diabetic gf is dying in the other room because I forgot her insulin in the fridge 😂
Me after forgetting why I went into the kitchen, grabbing a soda and chilling on the couch, just to realize my diabetic gf is dying in the other room because I forgot her insulin in the fridge ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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When you realize you're part of the Empire and lose all the time. 😭
When you realize you're part of the Empire and lose all the time. ๐Ÿ˜ญ
11 months ago
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When your flight instructor says "practice your emergency landings anywhere" 💀✈️🪦
When your flight instructor says "practice your emergency landings anywhere" ๐Ÿ’€โœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿชฆ
11 months ago
33
Me trying to be smooth at the checkout and failing miserably 😂
Me trying to be smooth at the checkout and failing miserably ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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When you leave your wallet at home after a big grocery shopping ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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Dads when their sons experiment vs. when their daughters do 😱
Dads when their sons experiment vs. when their daughters do ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
11 months ago
44
Me after eating an entire cake and rationalizing it by remembering how insignificant we all are in the grand scheme of the universe 😂
Me after eating an entire cake and rationalizing it by remembering how insignificant we all are in the grand scheme of the universe ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
27
Me trying to explain the Matrix trilogy to my friends after taking both pills.
Me trying to explain the Matrix trilogy to my friends after taking both pills.
11 months ago
34
That's one way to make it *look* bigger 😂
That's one way to make it *look* bigger ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
53
When your dad is the dark lord of the Sith, but it's 'Take Your Son To Work Day'. 😬
When your dad is the dark lord of the Sith, but it's 'Take Your Son To Work Day'. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
11 months ago
52
Dwight's guide to life: FALSE. 😂
Dwight's guide to life: FALSE. ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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