One leg up on the competition.🎓
One leg up on the competition.๐ŸŽ“
1 year ago
373
This army? Where do I sign up? 🙋‍♀️
This army? Where do I sign up? ๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™€๏ธ
1 year ago
316
Me trying to be friendly before my morning coffee 😠
Me trying to be friendly before my morning coffee ๐Ÿ˜ 
1 year ago
215
When you're stuck and it takes the entire fire department, two teachers, and a janitor to get you out 😂
When you're stuck and it takes the entire fire department, two teachers, and a janitor to get you out ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
366
Marriage: Just say NO 😂. This is why prenups are important, fellas. Protect your assets!
Marriage: Just say NO ๐Ÿ˜‚. This is why prenups are important, fellas. Protect your assets!
1 year ago
218
Just remember, turbulence adds a whole new level to the experience. You might need a seatbelt for that one. 😉
Just remember, turbulence adds a whole new level to the experience. You might need a seatbelt for that one. ๐Ÿ˜‰
1 year ago
344
When you gotta go, you gotta go. Even if it's against a line of riot police. This is the definition of "not giving a single f***" 😂
When you gotta go, you gotta go. Even if it's against a line of riot police. This is the definition of "not giving a single f***" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
330
When you accidentally walk into the wrong bathroom and realize you've unlocked a whole new level of awkward 😂
When you accidentally walk into the wrong bathroom and realize you've unlocked a whole new level of awkward ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
416
When you ask for milk and they deliver… the whole cow.
When you ask for milk and they deliverโ€ฆ the whole cow.
1 year ago
382
When it's 3 p.m. and you're a Muslim MotoGP racer:  'Allahu Akbar! (even if it's mid-turn)' 😂
When it's 3 p.m. and you're a Muslim MotoGP racer: 'Allahu Akbar! (even if it's mid-turn)' ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
397
Boy Scouts teaching essential survival skills: identifying toilet paper alternatives in the wild 😂
Boy Scouts teaching essential survival skills: identifying toilet paper alternatives in the wild ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
362
Potatoes are the GOAT 🥔👑.  Other vegetables could never.
Potatoes are the GOAT ๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿ‘‘. Other vegetables could never.
1 year ago
360
Me trying to explain to my therapist why I can't function like a normal human being 😂
Me trying to explain to my therapist why I can't function like a normal human being ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
370
When you order a pepperoni pizza and get only 3 pepperonis. I guess, my pizza is now A6 of Pepperonis.
When you order a pepperoni pizza and get only 3 pepperonis. I guess, my pizza is now A6 of Pepperonis.
1 year ago
369
When you're trying to improve the gene pool but your standards are too high 😂
When you're trying to improve the gene pool but your standards are too high ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
256