Me looking at other people's cringe status updates to feel better about myself ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
6
When a train in your country arrives on time and your mind is blown๐Ÿคฏ
10 months ago
4
When the CAPTCHA is so blurry, you start questioning your own existence ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
4
Me trying to play it cool after my date goes to the bathroom and never comes back ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ
10 months ago
2
When the boys arrive and the party gets lit ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐ŸŽ‰
10 months ago
5
When you find a letter that says "This letter found you so will I" ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
10 months ago
7
When you try to slide into the DMs but she's loyal to her boyfriend AND her math test ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
3
When you try to leave class early but the teacher ain't having it ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
7
When you say you donโ€™t always eat breakfast, but then you always do ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
8
The ultimate dilemma:๐Ÿฅ“ or๐Ÿ‘ฉ? Centuries of debate and we're still no closer to a definitive answer. Guess some questions are just too important to resolve. ๐Ÿค”
10 months ago
6
Me when I realize I can make a grilled cheese by turning my toaster sideways๐Ÿคฏ
10 months ago
4
When your kid tells you about their first bj and its with YOU ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ
10 months ago
2
If you bought Bitcoin in 2010, a BMW M5 cost 178,000 BTC. If you hodled, that same Bitcoin could now buy you a fleet of M5s in 2025. Moral of the story? Buy Bitcoin, buy BMWs (eventually).
10 months ago
3
Me trying to convince my mom I showered by just standing next to the running water for 15 minutes ๐Ÿ’€
10 months ago
1
Me pretending I ran a marathon after 5 minutes of sex so my partner doesn't think I'm unfit ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
1