Me after eating chili on a first date: ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’จ
10 months ago
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Airbnb vs. Hotel: One comes with endless rules and a hefty cleaning deposit, the other with a predictable, boring room and peace of mind. Choose your fighter! ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
5
When your "friend" turns out to be just a useful contact ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
3
Me trying to get my Pet Rock to attack someone who called me a loser.
9 months ago
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Police Medic: "Sir, are you feeling unwell?" Protestor: "A little..." Police Medic: *Raises baton* "I've got just the cure for that!" ๐Ÿš‘๐Ÿšจ
9 months ago
5
When your coworker gets a new iPhone and you're in the mood for some dark humor ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ˆ
9 months ago
5
Me trying to convince my friend to join my pyramid scheme: "Become a #bossbabe and get 72 Lamborghinis!" ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
4
My WoW account got hacked, but the hacker didn't change the password, linked their card to my account, bought me a year's subscription AND Diablo 3! Best. Hacker. Ever. ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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Me trying to be mature and break up with someone nicely vs. me 5 minutes later realizing they don't care ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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Shooting your shot and accidentally hitting your crush's sister ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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Grandma complaining about technology and the newest generation of gamers and then that same gamer playing COD and talking trash ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
5
I followed this recipe to make rice krispies treats. They look easy enough to make, even I can't mess this up. ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
4
When Dexter organizes an event for people who can't come, it's gonna be a... dry run. ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
5
When you're trying to set a new PR, but your spotter is a toddler.๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿ‹๏ธโ€โ™€๏ธ #NoExcuses
9 months ago
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Apple: We totally invented "slide to unlock" ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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