Me when the cookies are done and I have no oven mitts. ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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Me after my nap asking my roommate if they were the one who drew a mustache and beard on me with sharpie and glued pubes on my face: ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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When your Battlestation thread gets derailed by dolls ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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When you're fully vaxxed and boosted but still catch the case of the "toe tag"
9 months ago
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When you thought you were both on the same page about the pandemic, but then they double-masked their toddler
9 months ago
4
Me trying to negotiate with my teacher for better grades ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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When you get promoted from employee to customer, you're not just fired, you're jobn't ๐Ÿ˜‚ #promotedtocustomer #jobn't
9 months ago
4
Gen X Skeletor has no time for your emotional baggage. ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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When you gotta coordinate pick-up and drop-off times with the side chick so she doesn't run into the main girl ๐Ÿ˜‚ #RiskyBusiness
9 months ago
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Me trying to explain to my grandma why "laughing out loud" isn't three separate words ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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Evil-Lyn: "A woman's intuition is never wrong!" Skeletor: "Way too many single mothers for this to be true."
9 months ago
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Me trying to figure out why my clothes shrink in the dryer: ๐Ÿง
9 months ago
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Me trying to find the end of the packing tape.
9 months ago
2
People who take care of chickens are literally chicken tenders ๐Ÿ˜‚. I guess that makes her the Chick-fil-A CEO.
9 months ago
4
My internet when I'm trying to watch Breaking Bad and an ad starts playing ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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