When you realize 4am is way past a baby's bedtime 😂 #parenting
When you realize 4am is way past a baby's bedtime ๐Ÿ˜‚ #parenting
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When someone tells me people make them sick, I just nod and suggest a pressure cooker and a good Chianti 🍷
When someone tells me people make them sick, I just nod and suggest a pressure cooker and a good Chianti ๐Ÿท
11 months ago
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Me trying to apply math problems to real life 😂
Me trying to apply math problems to real life ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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Nailed it! Just not the landing. ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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Me trying to subtly suggest a search term to someone looking over my shoulder browsing Google Images.  🤫
Me trying to subtly suggest a search term to someone looking over my shoulder browsing Google Images. ๐Ÿคซ
11 months ago
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Me editing my "To-Do" list after realizing I forgot a couple of errands 😈
Me editing my "To-Do" list after realizing I forgot a couple of errands ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
11 months ago
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Me pretending to save water by taking shorter showers 😂
Me pretending to save water by taking shorter showers ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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When your dad thinks you're doing Lauren, but you're actually doing laundry. 😂
When your dad thinks you're doing Lauren, but you're actually doing laundry. ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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It's not what it looks like, officer. They're just LEGO plants for my LEGO garden.🌿
It's not what it looks like, officer. They're just LEGO plants for my LEGO garden.๐ŸŒฟ
11 months ago
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Me pretending to have free will by flipping a coin to make all my life choices.🪙
Me pretending to have free will by flipping a coin to make all my life choices.๐Ÿช™
11 months ago
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When you find out your "best friend" spent $250 on your dinner and you're like 👀🤑
When you find out your "best friend" spent $250 on your dinner and you're like ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿค‘
11 months ago
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Chris, age 6, is definitely going places. Just not college.
Chris, age 6, is definitely going places. Just not college.
11 months ago
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*Sees bus ad about sexual assault*
Me: I understand this is a serious issue.
My brain: So you're saying it *doesn't* happen anywhere else? 🤔
*Sees bus ad about sexual assault* Me: I understand this is a serious issue. My brain: So you're saying it *doesn't* happen anywhere else? ๐Ÿค”
11 months ago
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When you bring your doll to the company's movie night 🎎🍿
When you bring your doll to the company's movie night ๐ŸŽŽ๐Ÿฟ
11 months ago
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Me 13 years later still trying to remember who my childhood crush was 😂
Me 13 years later still trying to remember who my childhood crush was ๐Ÿ˜‚
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