Happy birthday! Here's your yearly reminder of how you were conceived. 💀🎂
Happy birthday! Here's your yearly reminder of how you were conceived. ๐Ÿ’€๐ŸŽ‚
1 year ago
354
The prequel and the sequel... the facial expressions check out. 😂👶
The prequel and the sequel... the facial expressions check out. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘ถ
1 year ago
280
When you go above and beyond at work and your boss 'rewards' you with everyone else's tasks. 🙃
When you go above and beyond at work and your boss 'rewards' you with everyone else's tasks. ๐Ÿ™ƒ
1 year ago
387
Han Solo's dad jokes are strong with the Force... of annoyance. 🙄
Han Solo's dad jokes are strong with the Force... of annoyance. ๐Ÿ™„
1 year ago
402
Honey, I swear it's for her... to develop her hand-eye coordination! 😉
Honey, I swear it's for her... to develop her hand-eye coordination! ๐Ÿ˜‰
1 year ago
343
When your mom is a political commentator instead of a biologist. 😂
When your mom is a political commentator instead of a biologist. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
384
When a simple question doesn't work, you have to bring in the big guns. 😈
When a simple question doesn't work, you have to bring in the big guns. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
1 year ago
343
Fred always had the best plans... for himself, that is. 😏
Fred always had the best plans... for himself, that is. ๐Ÿ˜
1 year ago
394
This is what they call mutually assured destruction 💣😂
This is what they call mutually assured destruction ๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
274
Pfizer solving all the world's problems, one jab at a time. 🌡️⬇️
Pfizer solving all the world's problems, one jab at a time. ๐ŸŒก๏ธโฌ‡๏ธ
1 year ago
391
All that studying and student debt just to be replaced by AI. The ultimate prank! 💀
All that studying and student debt just to be replaced by AI. The ultimate prank! ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
254
Ah yes, 'shampoo'. For a very 'thorough' cleaning. 😉
Ah yes, 'shampoo'. For a very 'thorough' cleaning. ๐Ÿ˜‰
1 year ago
372
When someone asks for the source on basic biology. 🧬😂
When someone asks for the source on basic biology. ๐Ÿงฌ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
289
It's your patriotic duty to ensure every tourist gets the full Waffle House experience. 🇺🇸🥊
It's your patriotic duty to ensure every tourist gets the full Waffle House experience. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐ŸฅŠ
1 year ago
277
Romans were building roads to last millennia, my city builds them to last until the next election cycle. 🤦‍♂️
Romans were building roads to last millennia, my city builds them to last until the next election cycle. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 year ago
513