Why did the police officer cross the road? To beat the chicken for being black. ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿš“
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This meme perfectly captures the historical significance of umlauts. ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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When you realize it's not a race, but a group activity ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ
9 months ago
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When you hit level 19 in *Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2* but still haven't touched grass.
9 months ago
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"Buy one, get one free" has gone too far! ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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Pope Benedict XVI vs Emperor Palpatine: the ultimate force battle of good vs. evil ๐Ÿ˜‚ Who do you think would win? ๐Ÿค”
9 months ago
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J. Jonah Jameson: "Someone call Spiderman. Tell him to go f**k the police!!" *later* Jameson on the phone: "He's ACTUALLY F**KING THE POLICE!!!๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ"
9 months ago
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Grandpa's having a normal one online. Just chatting about ice cream and... other things. ๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿฆ
9 months ago
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Windows: "Sir, would you please kill yourself to free some resources?" Unix: *rips the frozen browser's head off*
9 months ago
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When her reassurance is a little TOO reassuring ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
9 months ago
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Me pretending to be surprised when my credit card gets declined after buying yet another useless piece of jewelry. ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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Me trying to balance work, breakfast, and my sanity all at once ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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When your sandwich is so good, you have to make it look disgusting to keep people away from it. ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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Cinderella in reverse: From princess to cleaning lady. It's called character development... or just a really bad hangover.
9 months ago
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Me pretending to be a Jedi when the cops start using tear gas ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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