POV: You're a Pop-Tart cat on 9/11. (Too soon?)
POV: You're a Pop-Tart cat on 9/11. (Too soon?)
1 year ago
99
Me trying to subtly tell my crush I like them through interpretive dance.
Me trying to subtly tell my crush I like them through interpretive dance.
1 year ago
151
If the US government was a regular household they would be getting calls from creditors all day! 😂 #NationalDebt #BudgetCuts #Economy
If the US government was a regular household they would be getting calls from creditors all day! ๐Ÿ˜‚ #NationalDebt #BudgetCuts #Economy
1 year ago
90
When your roommate suggests installing a window between your rooms so you can "discuss and shit" instead of using the door 😂
When your roommate suggests installing a window between your rooms so you can "discuss and shit" instead of using the door ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
163
The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The realist sees the glass and says, "This is probably piss." 🤢
The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The realist sees the glass and says, "This is probably piss." ๐Ÿคข
1 year ago
107
When you buy paper towels and single-handedly save the rainforest🌳. Grandma and grandpa are very proud and relieved🥹.
When you buy paper towels and single-handedly save the rainforest๐ŸŒณ. Grandma and grandpa are very proud and relieved๐Ÿฅน.
1 year ago
89
Me pretending to be a graceful, elegant pole dancer after watching one YouTube tutorial ๐Ÿ˜‚ #poledancing #fail #nailedit
1 year ago
84
When you accidentally expose your priorities while trying to appear offended 😂 #iPhonePriorities #CouldntResist
When you accidentally expose your priorities while trying to appear offended ๐Ÿ˜‚ #iPhonePriorities #CouldntResist
1 year ago
145
Me when Firefox says "There may be times when you don't want other users on your computer to see this information, such as when shopping for a birthday present": 😂
Me when Firefox says "There may be times when you don't want other users on your computer to see this information, such as when shopping for a birthday present": ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
158
When you accidentally drop your pen while drawing the world in MS Paint.
When you accidentally drop your pen while drawing the world in MS Paint.
1 year ago
133
When someone tells you to "trust the science" without questioning anything.  🚩🚩🚩
When someone tells you to "trust the science" without questioning anything. ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ
1 year ago
167
Is your man this cheesy? 😂 I guess it's time to get a new clock... or a new man? 🤔
Is your man this cheesy? ๐Ÿ˜‚ I guess it's time to get a new clock... or a new man? ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
146
Me trying to find out if she's really into me or just being polite 😂
Me trying to find out if she's really into me or just being polite ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
188
When the doctor knows a little too much about your personal life 😂
When the doctor knows a little too much about your personal life ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
92
My car got broken into, but honestly, I'm more offended that they only ate the skin off my rotisserie chickens. Like, what kind of monster does that?! 😭😂
My car got broken into, but honestly, I'm more offended that they only ate the skin off my rotisserie chickens. Like, what kind of monster does that?! ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
104