So *that's* the test? Good to know where his eyes were... and weren't. 😂
So *that's* the test? Good to know where his eyes were... and weren't. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
187
Priorities, people! A clean burger is a happy burger. 🍔🧼😂
Priorities, people! A clean burger is a happy burger. ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿงผ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
309
The universe is vast and full of wonders, but the main takeaway is surprisingly specific. 🤔
The universe is vast and full of wonders, but the main takeaway is surprisingly specific. ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
283
When you find out you're the next one in Angelina's shopping cart. 🛒😱
When you find out you're the next one in Angelina's shopping cart. ๐Ÿ›’๐Ÿ˜ฑ
1 year ago
256
He may be blind, but he saw his opportunity and took it. Smooth criminal. ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ•บ
1 year ago
280
Me trying to hold my life together and then one minor inconvenience happens.
1 year ago
280
Welcome home! I've prepared a surprise for you in the hallway. It's not a good surprise. 💩
Welcome home! I've prepared a surprise for you in the hallway. It's not a good surprise. ๐Ÿ’ฉ
1 year ago
160
The only thing more confusing than girls is the second law of thermodynamics. 😭📚
The only thing more confusing than girls is the second law of thermodynamics. ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ“š
1 year ago
212
That awkward moment when the government is more invested in your relationship than you are. 😂📞
That awkward moment when the government is more invested in your relationship than you are. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ“ž
1 year ago
179
Is that a promise or a public service announcement? Asking for a friend... 👀
Is that a promise or a public service announcement? Asking for a friend... ๐Ÿ‘€
1 year ago
291
When you ask for a spotter but they just offer to call an ambulance for you. Thanks, I guess? 🙄
When you ask for a spotter but they just offer to call an ambulance for you. Thanks, I guess? ๐Ÿ™„
1 year ago
185
Romance is dead, but sarcasm is very much alive. 💅💨
Romance is dead, but sarcasm is very much alive. ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿ’จ
1 year ago
325
We broke the cycle! ...and started a whole new, artisanal, free-range one. 🫠
We broke the cycle! ...and started a whole new, artisanal, free-range one. ๐Ÿซ 
1 year ago
219
When you think you've cornered the final boss, but it's actually the secret, more powerful final boss. 😈
When you think you've cornered the final boss, but it's actually the secret, more powerful final boss. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
1 year ago
248
A true queen right there. The sacrifice is appreciated. 🥹🫡
A true queen right there. The sacrifice is appreciated. ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿซก
1 year ago
341