When you're Death, but Tommy keeps finding new ways to almost die.
When you're Death, but Tommy keeps finding new ways to almost die.
11 months ago
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Me trying to resist the urge to check Facebook every 5 seconds when I have a deadline looming. 😩
Me trying to resist the urge to check Facebook every 5 seconds when I have a deadline looming. ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
11 months ago
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When bedtime stories sound a little *too* unbelievable 😂 #BibleStories #DadLife #SkepticalKid
When bedtime stories sound a little *too* unbelievable ๐Ÿ˜‚ #BibleStories #DadLife #SkepticalKid
11 months ago
26
Me trying to understand straight people 😂
Me trying to understand straight people ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
25
When you see your food coming
When you see your food coming
11 months ago
36
When you can't decide if you're feeling more like a lone wolf or a dynamic duo🦇🦇
When you can't decide if you're feeling more like a lone wolf or a dynamic duo๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿฆ‡
11 months ago
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Me after taking a little bit too much cough syrup 🌈🤪
Me after taking a little bit too much cough syrup ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿคช
11 months ago
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Interviewer: "So, what position are you interviewing for?" 
Me: *Thinking I'm clever* "I'm flexible. Any position you want." 
Interviewer: 🤨
Interviewer: "So, what position are you interviewing for?" Me: *Thinking I'm clever* "I'm flexible. Any position you want." Interviewer: ๐Ÿคจ
11 months ago
40
Steve Jobs being the ultimate hipster 😂
Steve Jobs being the ultimate hipster ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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Me trying to hide my browser history from my mom
Me trying to hide my browser history from my mom
11 months ago
66
Tom Cruise: Highest paid actor of all time!
Volodymyr Zelenskyy: Hold my beer 🍺
Tom Cruise: Highest paid actor of all time! Volodymyr Zelenskyy: Hold my beer ๐Ÿบ
11 months ago
50
"It's just a fake account babe, I swear!"  🤫😂 The level of deception in relationships today is unmatched. Next time, just hide your phone in a secret underground bunker.  📱🔒
"It's just a fake account babe, I swear!" ๐Ÿคซ๐Ÿ˜‚ The level of deception in relationships today is unmatched. Next time, just hide your phone in a secret underground bunker. ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ”’
11 months ago
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Elon Musk to Trump: "No, seriously, tell them it's a good idea to jump."
Elon Musk to Trump: "No, seriously, tell them it's a good idea to jump."
11 months ago
48
When he's broke but honest 😂
When he's broke but honest ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
49
This helmet is so realistic, it even comes with its own dandruff. 😂
This helmet is so realistic, it even comes with its own dandruff. ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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