My music taste ranges from 18th-century sea shanties to death metal to anime openings. The Spotify algorithm is working harder than my therapist. 🤖💥
My music taste ranges from 18th-century sea shanties to death metal to anime openings. The Spotify algorithm is working harder than my therapist. ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ’ฅ
1 year ago
296
When your 3 AM thoughts are too cursed for the homies to handle, and they have to shut you down immediately.
When your 3 AM thoughts are too cursed for the homies to handle, and they have to shut you down immediately.
1 year ago
279
If only Noah had paid his climate tax, he could've just bought a boat instead of building one. Modern problems require modern solutions! 🤷‍♂️
If only Noah had paid his climate tax, he could've just bought a boat instead of building one. Modern problems require modern solutions! ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 year ago
384
Modern problems require modern solutions. Disney's legal team is the best content removal service on the internet. 🧠
Modern problems require modern solutions. Disney's legal team is the best content removal service on the internet. ๐Ÿง 
1 year ago
371
And now you know the real reason Porky Pig always stuttered. Childhood officially ruined. 🐷
And now you know the real reason Porky Pig always stuttered. Childhood officially ruined. ๐Ÿท
1 year ago
343
The kind of backhanded compliment I live for. Happy birthday to me, I guess? 😂🎂
The kind of backhanded compliment I live for. Happy birthday to me, I guess? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŽ‚
1 year ago
294
The Venn diagram that proves philosophy, toddlers, and 90s pop have everything in common. Tell me why!
The Venn diagram that proves philosophy, toddlers, and 90s pop have everything in common. Tell me why!
1 year ago
332
The evolution of aerial bombardment is wild. From dropping bombs to dropping... population bombs. ✈️💣
The evolution of aerial bombardment is wild. From dropping bombs to dropping... population bombs. โœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฃ
1 year ago
278
When the DJ understands the assignment a little *too* well. FINISH HIM! 🕺
When the DJ understands the assignment a little *too* well. FINISH HIM! ๐Ÿ•บ
1 year ago
419
When you realize your surgeon skipped the anatomy chapter on the human body. Oops! 🤖👨‍⚕️
When you realize your surgeon skipped the anatomy chapter on the human body. Oops! ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ‘จโ€โš•๏ธ
1 year ago
379
When you find a loophole in the system that comes with three built-in girlfriends. Modern problems require modern solutions. 😎
When you find a loophole in the system that comes with three built-in girlfriends. Modern problems require modern solutions. ๐Ÿ˜Ž
1 year ago
249
When you try to hit a home run but you're living in an Amish paradise. A schwing and a miss!
When you try to hit a home run but you're living in an Amish paradise. A schwing and a miss!
1 year ago
398
When you think it's your lucky night but you just landed on the permanent naughty list. 🎅
When you think it's your lucky night but you just landed on the permanent naughty list. ๐ŸŽ…
1 year ago
250
If Elon can juggle rockets, tweets, and a dozen kids, she can definitely text you back. Know your worth, king. 👑
If Elon can juggle rockets, tweets, and a dozen kids, she can definitely text you back. Know your worth, king. ๐Ÿ‘‘
1 year ago
375
Fighting the tyranny of physical perfection by only getting swole on the right side. This isn't laziness, it's performance art. 🤌
Fighting the tyranny of physical perfection by only getting swole on the right side. This isn't laziness, it's performance art. ๐ŸคŒ
1 year ago
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