When your girlfriend asks how many people you've slept with and you start counting sheep to help you fall asleep ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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When you regret all your life decisions that led to this moment.
9 months ago
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Obama: My grandpappy rode a bicycle during the second great bicycle war, and he got two flat tires, but he kept going. McCain, Bush, and Perry thinking: That's cute.
9 months ago
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When you have 99 problems and then Beyonce calls to tell you she is pregnant with problem #100 ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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When you try to look tough in your yearbook photo but end up looking like you just got caught stealing cookies from the cookie jar ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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Thor with his upgraded hammer: When you need to call for backup, but also smash some frost giants.
9 months ago
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When you have the high ground, but also have to go potty outside. #MayTheForceBeWithYou #HalloweenCostume
9 months ago
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Me when my mom wants to see my search history ๐Ÿซฃ
9 months ago
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I don't always talk to art students, but when I do, I make sure to ask for the largest fries they can find and some ketchup packets to dip those golden taters in. ๐ŸŸ
9 months ago
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Me trying to explain to my friends that big booties don't mean you're fat ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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So, according to science, we evolved from apes. According to Christians, we were created by God. But what REALLY happened? ๐Ÿค” I guess we'll never know for sure ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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Finally, a job that pays me for what I do best ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿšฝ
9 months ago
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Me trying to be friendly before my morning coffee ๐Ÿ˜ 
9 months ago
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This shirt is a bold choice. Itโ€™s either peak humor or asking for trouble ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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When you accidentally walk into the wrong bathroom and realize you've unlocked a whole new level of awkward ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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