Me explaining to my priest how I speedran all 7 deadly sins before Sunday mass.
9 months ago
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When your bra strap is holding on for dear life! ๐Ÿ˜‚ #braproblems #fashionfails
9 months ago
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Granny's got some explaining to do ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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When you're trying to subtly end the conversation, but they just don't get the hint ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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This is the kind of gift that shows you really care... about second helpings ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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Me trying to measure my gains after NNN
9 months ago
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Me pretending to understand what my friends are talking about after I've been off social media for a week ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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When she's more eager to show off those buns than the braids. ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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Historians are baffled, but for five glorious years in the '80s, this was peak feminine allure. Big hair and even bigger... deals? ๐Ÿค”
9 months ago
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When a 6 year-old roasts their mom harder than any comedian could ๐Ÿ˜‚. RIP Dad ๐Ÿ’€.
9 months ago
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When you get banned for posting a slightly controversial opinion ๐Ÿ˜‚ #FacebookJail #CommunityStandards
9 months ago
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Me at 4 am wondering how tall people sleep with one blanket ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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Easy choice. Godzilla may destroy cities, but at least he won't try to explain to you why men are the root of all evil while you're trying to build a raft out of coconuts.
9 months ago
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When someone tells you to cover up while breastfeeding. "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize my baby's lunch was offensive. Here, let me just shove a bottle in their mouth real quick so I don't offend your delicate sensibilities."
9 months ago
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Her: "OMG, it's HUGE!" Me: "I know, right? I call it Mjolnir 2.0!"
9 months ago
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