Women want equality, but only when it suits them. Like when the bill comes at a fancy restaurant. Or when the 80 lb. box needs to be carried. 🤔
Women want equality, but only when it suits them. Like when the bill comes at a fancy restaurant. Or when the 80 lb. box needs to be carried. ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
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Me trying to impress my crush with my "amazing" dance moves 😂
Me trying to impress my crush with my "amazing" dance moves ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
138
Me when the fire alarm goes off at 3 a.m and I remember all my assignments are due tomorrow 😂
Me when the fire alarm goes off at 3 a.m and I remember all my assignments are due tomorrow ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
156
If you like Twilight, then you're probably...sparkly ✨🧛‍♂️
If you like Twilight, then you're probably...sparkly โœจ๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 year ago
162
When you're having a bad day, just remember there's an artist out there who filled a phone booth with goldfish and called it art. 🐠📞
When you're having a bad day, just remember there's an artist out there who filled a phone booth with goldfish and called it art. ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ“ž
1 year ago
98
Me trying to find the "X" in my ex's reasons for leaving.
Me trying to find the "X" in my ex's reasons for leaving.
1 year ago
112
Yo dog, we heard you like dogs, so we put a dog on the phone so you can talk to a dog while you're on the phone 🐶📞
Yo dog, we heard you like dogs, so we put a dog on the phone so you can talk to a dog while you're on the phone ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿ“ž
1 year ago
122
When you desperately need a cure but your Tourettes has other plans 😂
When you desperately need a cure but your Tourettes has other plans ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
111
Me trying to sound professional online vs. how I actually come across 😂
Me trying to sound professional online vs. how I actually come across ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
89
Me and my partner having a nutritional breakfast 🍳
Me and my partner having a nutritional breakfast ๐Ÿณ
1 year ago
98
When you accidentally hit two elderly pedestrians in GTA 🧓👴
When you accidentally hit two elderly pedestrians in GTA ๐Ÿง“๐Ÿ‘ด
1 year ago
79
I'd tell heaven an angel is missing, but I hope you're just a slut 😈
I'd tell heaven an angel is missing, but I hope you're just a slut ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
1 year ago
102
When you wish upon a star 🌟...or in this case, a magic lamp 🧞‍♂️.  Be careful what you wish for, kids! 😂  Especially if you're wishing to be Batman at your birthday party. Always specify which Batman! #DarkHumor #BirthdayFails
When you wish upon a star ๐ŸŒŸ...or in this case, a magic lamp ๐Ÿงžโ€โ™‚๏ธ. Be careful what you wish for, kids! ๐Ÿ˜‚ Especially if you're wishing to be Batman at your birthday party. Always specify which Batman! #DarkHumor #BirthdayFails
1 year ago
161
When seconds count, the police are only minutes away. 🤔  #2A #SelfDefense
When seconds count, the police are only minutes away. ๐Ÿค” #2A #SelfDefense
1 year ago
94
If guns cause crime, then spoons make people fat, and pencils misspell words. Let's be real, it's not the tools, it's the choices people make! 🤔
If guns cause crime, then spoons make people fat, and pencils misspell words. Let's be real, it's not the tools, it's the choices people make! ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
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