A man with his priorities straight. Some things are more important than a cure. 😂
A man with his priorities straight. Some things are more important than a cure. ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
342
Forget the Grand Canyon, I'm taking my next vacation to the majestic Lake McDonald's. 🛶
Forget the Grand Canyon, I'm taking my next vacation to the majestic Lake McDonald's. ๐Ÿ›ถ
10 months ago
207
Inflation hits everyone hard, even the welcoming committee. We're cutting back on non-essential services, like warning shots. 😂
Inflation hits everyone hard, even the welcoming committee. We're cutting back on non-essential services, like warning shots. ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
270
Yeah, me neither. Still waiting for the promised apocalypse. Any day now...
Yeah, me neither. Still waiting for the promised apocalypse. Any day now...
10 months ago
279
Some costumes are just the bomb... and some get you fired. He chose both. 💣
Some costumes are just the bomb... and some get you fired. He chose both. ๐Ÿ’ฃ
10 months ago
179
The uno reverse card of Tinder bios. He matched her energy perfectly. 😂
The uno reverse card of Tinder bios. He matched her energy perfectly. ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
301
My AI said this mushroom provided a 'once in a lifetime' experience. I guess it wasn't lying... 😵‍💫
My AI said this mushroom provided a 'once in a lifetime' experience. I guess it wasn't lying... ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ
10 months ago
226
The face of a child who knows he's about to be smothered with love, and possibly eaten by a crocheted shark. He's thrilled. 😐
The face of a child who knows he's about to be smothered with love, and possibly eaten by a crocheted shark. He's thrilled. ๐Ÿ˜
10 months ago
184
That moment when you're clearly having a bad day but still need a peer-reviewed source for everything. 🤔
That moment when you're clearly having a bad day but still need a peer-reviewed source for everything. ๐Ÿค”
10 months ago
211
Waited all year for the free Halloween edibles the news promised, and all I got was cavities. 😤
Waited all year for the free Halloween edibles the news promised, and all I got was cavities. ๐Ÿ˜ค
10 months ago
297
And that's the origin story of why math homework feels like eternal damnation. 😭📚
And that's the origin story of why math homework feels like eternal damnation. ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ“š
10 months ago
293
When the doctor has the darkest sense of humor... and the worst possible news. 😬
When the doctor has the darkest sense of humor... and the worst possible news. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
10 months ago
205
He doesn't even know the trouble he's in. The audacity he had in my subconscious last night... 😤
He doesn't even know the trouble he's in. The audacity he had in my subconscious last night... ๐Ÿ˜ค
10 months ago
314
When you find out why your daughter suddenly loves pineapple and has a date tonight. 😳🧹
When you find out why your daughter suddenly loves pineapple and has a date tonight. ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿงน
10 months ago
235
The duality of parental concern. One brings the love ❤️, the other brings the suspicion 🧐.
The duality of parental concern. One brings the love โค๏ธ, the other brings the suspicion ๐Ÿง.
10 months ago
300