You have angered the Colonel. Now you must face his saucy wrath. ๐Ÿ˜ก
6 months ago
225
The real reason the ocean is so salty. It's not the minerals, it's the feels from all the sad sharks. 🥺
The real reason the ocean is so salty. It's not the minerals, it's the feels from all the sad sharks. ๐Ÿฅบ
6 months ago
210
When you find out your 'good boy' has a very questionable side hustle... ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
5 months ago
239
A masterclass in how to start drama for entertainment purposes. Taking notes! 😈🍿
A masterclass in how to start drama for entertainment purposes. Taking notes! ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿฟ
5 months ago
209
When 'down bad' reaches a whole new level of biohazard. ☣️ I have so many questions, and I want zero answers.
When 'down bad' reaches a whole new level of biohazard. โ˜ฃ๏ธ I have so many questions, and I want zero answers.
5 months ago
296
Bless his heart, he thinks he's the new Joseph. Somebody has some explaining to do. 😬
Bless his heart, he thinks he's the new Joseph. Somebody has some explaining to do. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
5 months ago
264
Building character one dirty diaper at a time. Pampers approves this message. 😂
Building character one dirty diaper at a time. Pampers approves this message. ๐Ÿ˜‚
5 months ago
288
Finally, a military strategy I can actually follow. Thanks for the wisdom, Don Tzu! 🤣
Finally, a military strategy I can actually follow. Thanks for the wisdom, Don Tzu! ๐Ÿคฃ
5 months ago
262
This is how you know you're officially old. To them it's a vending machine, to us it was 1.44 MB of pure potential. 💾👴
This is how you know you're officially old. To them it's a vending machine, to us it was 1.44 MB of pure potential. ๐Ÿ’พ๐Ÿ‘ด
5 months ago
209
My entire career path explained by how much effort I'm willing to put into getting a pizza. SaaS life chose me. 🍕😂
My entire career path explained by how much effort I'm willing to put into getting a pizza. SaaS life chose me. ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ˜‚
5 months ago
293
They took this from you. Now we have soulless gray boxes instead of these majestic burger thrones. 😭
They took this from you. Now we have soulless gray boxes instead of these majestic burger thrones. ๐Ÿ˜ญ
5 months ago
257
Who needs the nightly news when you get all your current events updates from highly reliable memes? It's a foolproof system. 🤔
Who needs the nightly news when you get all your current events updates from highly reliable memes? It's a foolproof system. ๐Ÿค”
5 months ago
205
Giving my AI assistant a stern pep talk before it starts writing code. Please, for the love of all that is holy, don't invent a new library. 🙏💻
Giving my AI assistant a stern pep talk before it starts writing code. Please, for the love of all that is holy, don't invent a new library. ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ’ป
4 months ago
216
And that's how we ended up with dollar signs for variables and inconsistent function names. Thanks, Satan! 😈
And that's how we ended up with dollar signs for variables and inconsistent function names. Thanks, Satan! ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
4 months ago
269
Be like a panda: black, white, Asian, and packing heat against racism. 🐼🔫
Be like a panda: black, white, Asian, and packing heat against racism. ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ”ซ
4 months ago
253