Me pretending to be shocked that 99.9% of people would rather post about snow on Facebook than actually go outside and touch grass 😂
Me pretending to be shocked that 99.9% of people would rather post about snow on Facebook than actually go outside and touch grass ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
93
That moment when you realize your baby cries like they just ran a marathon through a sprinkler. 😂
That moment when you realize your baby cries like they just ran a marathon through a sprinkler. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
167
When you try to decode your teen's texts and realize you're not as cool as you thought you were 😂
When you try to decode your teen's texts and realize you're not as cool as you thought you were ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
170
When you accidentally summon all the chairs in your Minecraft world.
When you accidentally summon all the chairs in your Minecraft world.
1 year ago
117
Ryan Reynolds as Milhouse.  Thrilled or THRILLHOUSE? 🤔
Ryan Reynolds as Milhouse. Thrilled or THRILLHOUSE? ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
85
When you realize your ideal partner exists only in your mind ๐Ÿ˜‚ #RamboHousewife
1 year ago
94
If this is the plot of a movie it would be hilarious 😂. I mean an invisible man gets bored and creates the entire world just to have someone to praise him? Sounds like someone needs a hobby! 🤪
If this is the plot of a movie it would be hilarious ๐Ÿ˜‚. I mean an invisible man gets bored and creates the entire world just to have someone to praise him? Sounds like someone needs a hobby! ๐Ÿคช
1 year ago
163
Science takes you to the moon. Religion takes you to the moon...and back...very quickly.  🚀🏢
Science takes you to the moon. Religion takes you to the moon...and back...very quickly. ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿข
1 year ago
157
Teaching kids new words can be fun... until mom shows up 😬
Teaching kids new words can be fun... until mom shows up ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
151
The government is definitely watching your junk👀. They're collecting data for the biggest dick pic database in the world! Next time you take a leak, make sure you give them a good one🍆.
The government is definitely watching your junk๐Ÿ‘€. They're collecting data for the biggest dick pic database in the world! Next time you take a leak, make sure you give them a good one๐Ÿ†.
1 year ago
92
POV: You are a multi-millionaire enjoying your summer vacation 😎🍹
POV: You are a multi-millionaire enjoying your summer vacation ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿน
1 year ago
107
When you're trying to sneak a few gingerbread AT-ATs from the Christmas party before anyone notices 🤫
When you're trying to sneak a few gingerbread AT-ATs from the Christmas party before anyone notices ๐Ÿคซ
1 year ago
87
When you try sliding into the DMs but end up faceplanting into a wall of rejection 😂 #FacebookFail #CatfishKarma
When you try sliding into the DMs but end up faceplanting into a wall of rejection ๐Ÿ˜‚ #FacebookFail #CatfishKarma
1 year ago
100
Dogs can detect cancer, cats can detect the inside of a glass. Who's the goodest boy now? 🤔😂
Dogs can detect cancer, cats can detect the inside of a glass. Who's the goodest boy now? ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
98
When you accidentally score a touchdown for the opposite team ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
122