New job listing just dropped. Apply now for the chance to achieve ultimate enlightenment and finally upgrade from that Nokia brick.
New job listing just dropped. Apply now for the chance to achieve ultimate enlightenment and finally upgrade from that Nokia brick.
11 months ago
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When your proposal is more of a Captain Picard's "Engage" command 😂. Resistance is futile!💍
When your proposal is more of a Captain Picard's "Engage" command ๐Ÿ˜‚. Resistance is futile!๐Ÿ’
11 months ago
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Me trying to explain to my kids how cool the internet was back in the day 😂
Me trying to explain to my kids how cool the internet was back in the day ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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Me trying to explain to my friend that PC building is a better experience than buying a pre-built Mac Pro 😂
Me trying to explain to my friend that PC building is a better experience than buying a pre-built Mac Pro ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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From Hermione to *Hermoiney*🥵
From Hermione to *Hermoiney*๐Ÿฅต
11 months ago
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Steve Ballmer's office: Just him, probably trying to figure out how to make Clippy less annoying. Steve Jobs' office: An entire team dedicated to making rounded corners slightly rounder.
Steve Ballmer's office: Just him, probably trying to figure out how to make Clippy less annoying. Steve Jobs' office: An entire team dedicated to making rounded corners slightly rounder.
11 months ago
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Obi-Wan's got a point...🤔  Those blast points are suspiciously accurate.  Who knew Tusken Raiders had such advanced targeting systems? 😂
Obi-Wan's got a point...๐Ÿค” Those blast points are suspiciously accurate. Who knew Tusken Raiders had such advanced targeting systems? ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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Me after one (1) match of Call of Duty 😂
Me after one (1) match of Call of Duty ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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When your kid tells you Mom's not in the kitchen, and your world turns upside down 😱😂 #Parenting #DadLife #HungryKids
When your kid tells you Mom's not in the kitchen, and your world turns upside down ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜‚ #Parenting #DadLife #HungryKids
11 months ago
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Finally got a job interview... It's for a casting couch role.
Finally got a job interview... It's for a casting couch role.
11 months ago
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POV: You're a duck who cares about his carbohydrate intake 🦆🍞
POV: You're a duck who cares about his carbohydrate intake ๐Ÿฆ†๐Ÿž
11 months ago
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Me trying to find an outlet that isn't already full...oh the possibilities💡
Me trying to find an outlet that isn't already full...oh the possibilities๐Ÿ’ก
11 months ago
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When your friend says "I only smoke the finest Lego grown herbs 🌿"
When your friend says "I only smoke the finest Lego grown herbs ๐ŸŒฟ"
11 months ago
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God: *creates an atheist* Me: So you're just gonna create someone who doesn't believe in you? God: Who are you to question my wisdom? Me: You created me too...🤔
God: *creates an atheist* Me: So you're just gonna create someone who doesn't believe in you? God: Who are you to question my wisdom? Me: You created me too...๐Ÿค”
11 months ago
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Benjamin Aguero: Just your average kid with a World Cup winner as a grandpa, another as a godfather and a Premier League legend as a dad. No pressure, kid.
Benjamin Aguero: Just your average kid with a World Cup winner as a grandpa, another as a godfather and a Premier League legend as a dad. No pressure, kid.
11 months ago
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