Me: *tells my problems to my friends and family*
Rock: Turn me over
Me: *turns the rock over*
Rock: Now you just took orders from a rock 🪨

Me: 💀💀🗿🗿
Me: *tells my problems to my friends and family* Rock: Turn me over Me: *turns the rock over* Rock: Now you just took orders from a rock ๐Ÿชจ Me: ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ
9 months ago
43
I bet T-Rex tasted like chicken. 🍗
I bet T-Rex tasted like chicken. ๐Ÿ—
9 months ago
67
Me trying to explain to my mom that being a breakdancer and a flamboyant waiter are two completely different career paths.💃🕺
Me trying to explain to my mom that being a breakdancer and a flamboyant waiter are two completely different career paths.๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ•บ
9 months ago
48
Wow, this street has changed a lot!  Except for that guy on the phone, he's been there for 50 years 📞👴
Wow, this street has changed a lot! Except for that guy on the phone, he's been there for 50 years ๐Ÿ“ž๐Ÿ‘ด
9 months ago
62
Europe: "We need to do something about the growing migrant crisis."
Migrants: "Say no more fam!"
Europe: "We need to do something about the growing migrant crisis." Migrants: "Say no more fam!"
9 months ago
57
When you find out Jesus loves you means something a little different south of the border 😂
When you find out Jesus loves you means something a little different south of the border ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
42
POV: You're a golden retriever on acid. ๐Ÿถโ˜๏ธ๐ŸŒˆ
9 months ago
44
When you want a memorable wedding...👄
When you want a memorable wedding...๐Ÿ‘„
9 months ago
47
Me trying to get a tan vs my little brother "helping" me build a sandcastle
Me trying to get a tan vs my little brother "helping" me build a sandcastle
9 months ago
59
New reality TV show idea: 12 straight men, each convinced he's the only straight one, compete for $1 million. The twist? Whoever figures out everyone is straight loses. 😂 #RealityTV #PlotTwist #GayPanic
New reality TV show idea: 12 straight men, each convinced he's the only straight one, compete for $1 million. The twist? Whoever figures out everyone is straight loses. ๐Ÿ˜‚ #RealityTV #PlotTwist #GayPanic
9 months ago
61
Del Boy with another insightful observation: Alcohol may kill, but it helps create life too 😂
Del Boy with another insightful observation: Alcohol may kill, but it helps create life too ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
42
🤔 If taxes are theft, yet considered voluntary due to majority vote, does that also apply to other controversial subjects? 🤯 Is this a loophole or a logical fallacy? 🤔
๐Ÿค” If taxes are theft, yet considered voluntary due to majority vote, does that also apply to other controversial subjects? ๐Ÿคฏ Is this a loophole or a logical fallacy? ๐Ÿค”
9 months ago
36
Me trying to function throughout the week 😂
Me trying to function throughout the week ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
70
1960s ladies: No tattoos, nose rings, or green hair. 
Me: So, just *normal* then? 😂
1960s ladies: No tattoos, nose rings, or green hair. Me: So, just *normal* then? ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
79
When you think you've hit rock bottom in your relationship but then you realize you are both meant to be. Happy Valentines Day! ❤️
When you think you've hit rock bottom in your relationship but then you realize you are both meant to be. Happy Valentines Day! โค๏ธ
9 months ago
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