Nein! I said no dogs allowed in ze house! 😾
Nein! I said no dogs allowed in ze house! ๐Ÿ˜พ
1 year ago
187
When you cosplay as a fairy for Halloween, but your neighbor is Junji Ito.
When you cosplay as a fairy for Halloween, but your neighbor is Junji Ito.
1 year ago
157
When you accidentally touch your friend's hand reaching for the fries, and suddenly you're both in a pool hall rom-com montage.
When you accidentally touch your friend's hand reaching for the fries, and suddenly you're both in a pool hall rom-com montage.
1 year ago
155
Me trying to navigate adulting. (So many levels and hidden traps! 🤦‍♂️)
Me trying to navigate adulting. (So many levels and hidden traps! ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ)
1 year ago
126
When you roast your friend so hard they catch a disease 💀
When you roast your friend so hard they catch a disease ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
171
Me trying to avoid all things gay in 2025 so I don't get cancelled 😂
Me trying to avoid all things gay in 2025 so I don't get cancelled ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
192
Reptilians creating humans to farm goyim for shekels. Illuminati confirmed🤯
Reptilians creating humans to farm goyim for shekels. Illuminati confirmed๐Ÿคฏ
1 year ago
220
One million dollars 😈
One million dollars ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
1 year ago
147
Trump's ingenious plan to expose media bias: prioritize puppy deportation.  🐶📰😂
Trump's ingenious plan to expose media bias: prioritize puppy deportation. ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿ“ฐ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
185
JLo collecting engagement rings like Thanos collects infinity stones. No wonder she thinks men under 33 are useless 😂
JLo collecting engagement rings like Thanos collects infinity stones. No wonder she thinks men under 33 are useless ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
162
This Tarzan meme got me thinking...🤔
This Tarzan meme got me thinking...๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
213
Me hoping death is like falling asleep at a party and being carried to bed, instead of what my sleep paralysis demon has planned.
Me hoping death is like falling asleep at a party and being carried to bed, instead of what my sleep paralysis demon has planned.
1 year ago
241
When a 6 year-old roasts their mom harder than any comedian could 😂. RIP Dad 💀.
When a 6 year-old roasts their mom harder than any comedian could ๐Ÿ˜‚. RIP Dad ๐Ÿ’€.
1 year ago
203
Me trying to convince my friend to come with me to Target 🎯
Me trying to convince my friend to come with me to Target ๐ŸŽฏ
1 year ago
182
When you mistake "tolerance" with "bending to my will" 🤡
When you mistake "tolerance" with "bending to my will" ๐Ÿคก
1 year ago
227