When you bring a knife to a tank fight, but still win ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ
10 months ago
7
Me trying to follow the plot of One Piece
10 months ago
7
When you accidentally touch your friend's hand reaching for the fries, and suddenly you're both in a pool hall rom-com montage.
10 months ago
5
Introducing the revolutionary Wonder Sauna Hot Pants! Lose weight while sitting on furniture! Perfect for achieving that sleek, sausage casing look. Just don't stand too close to a flame.
10 months ago
9
Gotta catch 'em all! (Inside Pikachu's inflatable thunder-crotch ๐Ÿ˜‰)
10 months ago
5
I am vengeance. I am the night. I am... stuck. Can someone get the door for me?
10 months ago
8
When you accidentally eat pork, but remember to repent before itโ€™s too late ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™
10 months ago
5
Me trying to look busy at work so my boss doesn't give me extra tasks ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
2
When you're a master pianist, but take the term "fingering the minors" a bit too literally ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
10 months ago
4
When the customer is always right...except when they are wrong, which is always ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
6
Me trying to make friends in the real world after spending 200 hours escaping the Aperture Science Enrichment Center
10 months ago
2
Me trying to disprove this fact and ending up on the floor after 5 taps: ๐Ÿ˜ต
10 months ago
5
When the printer knows what you're up to and refuses to cooperate ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
2
God, if you're up there, I have one question for you: WHY IS MY G-SPOT SO HARD TO FIND?! ๐Ÿค”
10 months ago
5
Me when the teacher says the pledge of allegiance is voluntary and asks what country we want to move to if we donโ€™t like America: ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿฆ…
10 months ago
3