I am vengeance. I am the night. I am... stuck. Can someone get the door for me?
10 months ago
8
When the radio station says they have free air guitars, but you don't see any ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚. It's all in your mind and hands baby! ๐Ÿค˜
10 months ago
7
When you try to explain the different levels of NSFW to your grandma ๐Ÿ‘ต
10 months ago
2
My butt after trying the new "extra exfoliating" toilet paper ๐Ÿ’€
10 months ago
5
When Darth Vader comes home and says: Clean up your room or you're grounded! ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
9
When you're playing Yahtzee and roll five sixes: "NAHTZEE!"
10 months ago
10
Me trying to understand the instructions on the hand dryer: Press button, launch UFO.๐Ÿ‘ฝ
10 months ago
7
When buying 2 Innocent Kids Smoothies is more expensive than buying one by one ๐Ÿค”
10 months ago
6
Me expecting a whole chocolate bar vs. the tiny toy I actually got. ๐Ÿ˜ญ
10 months ago
9
Me trying to touch my crush through the friendzone barrier ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
4
C-3PO and Luke celebrating 4/20 after blowing up the Death Star. Luke: "I've got a bad feeling about this, 3PO..." C-3PO: "Oh, dear! Not again!"
10 months ago
2
When the free cheese is just too good to be true ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿญ๐Ÿชค
10 months ago
3
Me trying to spice things up after 3 months, vs. my partner's reaction ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
6
When you're broke but still want to make a statement ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
4
Steve Jobs when he finds out your doorbell has more than one button ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
6