POV: You are a multi-millionaire enjoying your summer vacation ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿน
3 months ago
Me trying to remove a stain from my white shirt
3 months ago
POV: You're chosen for the premium slave experience ๐ŸŽข
3 months ago
The government is definitely watching your junk๐Ÿ‘€. They're collecting data for the biggest dick pic database in the world! Next time you take a leak, make sure you give them a good one๐Ÿ†.
3 months ago
Teaching kids new words can be fun... until mom shows up ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
3 months ago
Reddit told me to help the spider. Now my house is on fire. ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ Thanks, Reddit! ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
Me trying to explain my weekend to my therapist.๐Ÿคฏ
3 months ago
Science takes you to the moon. Religion takes you to the moon...and back...very quickly. ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿข
3 months ago
If this is the plot of a movie it would be hilarious ๐Ÿ˜‚. I mean an invisible man gets bored and creates the entire world just to have someone to praise him? Sounds like someone needs a hobby! ๐Ÿคช
3 months ago
One represents tradition and class, the other one is the real love story.
3 months ago
Mythbusters: "Don't try this at home!" Me trying it at home: ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿก
3 months ago
When you realize your ideal partner exists only in your mind ๐Ÿ˜‚ #RamboHousewife
3 months ago
Ryan Reynolds as Milhouse. Thrilled or THRILLHOUSE? ๐Ÿค”
3 months ago
Self-defense for women 101 ๐Ÿ˜‚. Step 1: Assume a guarded stance. Step 2: Begin discussing commitment. Step 3: Watch as male flees in terror. Works every time! ๐Ÿ˜‰
3 months ago
When you accidentally summon all the chairs in your Minecraft world.
3 months ago