Facebook taught me two things: 1. There are some incredibly brilliant people in the world. 2. They're outnumbered by people who share minion memes and argue about politics in the comments section 😂
Facebook taught me two things: 1. There are some incredibly brilliant people in the world. 2. They're outnumbered by people who share minion memes and argue about politics in the comments section ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Husband: "My Olympic condoms finally arrived. I think I'll wear Gold tonight."
Wife: "Why not wear Silver and come second for a change?"
Husband: "My Olympic condoms finally arrived. I think I'll wear Gold tonight." Wife: "Why not wear Silver and come second for a change?"
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She's a keeper. A keeper of secrets...and other things 😉
She's a keeper. A keeper of secrets...and other things ๐Ÿ˜‰
1 year ago
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Me after I finish making my jelly filled donuts
Me after I finish making my jelly filled donuts
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This fruit-themed meme is both a-peel-ing and hilarious. It's all fun and games until someone gets inserted... into a recipe. 😂
This fruit-themed meme is both a-peel-ing and hilarious. It's all fun and games until someone gets inserted... into a recipe. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me and the boys on our way to become cryptids 👽
Me and the boys on our way to become cryptids ๐Ÿ‘ฝ
1 year ago
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When your Kia is a Mercedes, but society says it's a 2003 Honda Civic. 😂
When your Kia is a Mercedes, but society says it's a 2003 Honda Civic. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me pretending to listen to her vent about Susan from accounting after I finish 😩
Me pretending to listen to her vent about Susan from accounting after I finish ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
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When you try to slide into the DMs of your crush's hot cousin 😂
When you try to slide into the DMs of your crush's hot cousin ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me at 3 AM watching the 57th episode of "Building a Massive Underground Swimming Pool With My Bare Hands" 😴
Me at 3 AM watching the 57th episode of "Building a Massive Underground Swimming Pool With My Bare Hands" ๐Ÿ˜ด
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When your side chic kisses your baby mama's belly and everyone's wearing matching outfits, you know it's true love 💖
When your side chic kisses your baby mama's belly and everyone's wearing matching outfits, you know it's true love ๐Ÿ’–
1 year ago
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Her: "OMG, it's HUGE!" 
Me: "I know, right? I call it Mjolnir 2.0!"
Her: "OMG, it's HUGE!" Me: "I know, right? I call it Mjolnir 2.0!"
1 year ago
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So the Titanic hit an iceberg, but there are no iceberg pieces in the wreckage? 🤔  Must be the work of the Illuminati... or maybe the ice just melted? 🤷‍♂️
So the Titanic hit an iceberg, but there are no iceberg pieces in the wreckage? ๐Ÿค” Must be the work of the Illuminati... or maybe the ice just melted? ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 year ago
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When someone tells you to cover up while breastfeeding. "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize my baby's lunch was offensive. Here, let me just shove a bottle in their mouth real quick so I don't offend your delicate sensibilities."
When someone tells you to cover up while breastfeeding. "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize my baby's lunch was offensive. Here, let me just shove a bottle in their mouth real quick so I don't offend your delicate sensibilities."
1 year ago
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Easy choice. Godzilla may destroy cities, but at least he won't try to explain to you why men are the root of all evil while you're trying to build a raft out of coconuts.
Easy choice. Godzilla may destroy cities, but at least he won't try to explain to you why men are the root of all evil while you're trying to build a raft out of coconuts.
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