When your girl says she baked you a cake with a surprise inside and it isn't a file. 😂
6 months ago
Me and my imaginary partner locking in our love forever.🔑❤️
6 months ago
Me trying to explain to my parents why I haven't found "the one": "Look, I just need stable internet first. Love can wait. 😂"
6 months ago
Me trying to find something interesting to read while using the bathroom: *Picks up shampoo bottle and starts reading ingredients* Yes...yes...quite fascinating indeed...
6 months ago
When the genie gives you two great options, but you forget which one you chose 😂
6 months ago
When you can't afford all four wheels, but still need to get to work
6 months ago
When someone steals your Happy Meal, so you steal their happiness. 😈
6 months ago
When you ask your mom for money and she says "Ask your dad" and then your dad says "Ask your mom" and you end up homeless.
6 months ago
Me trying to decide if I should save Skyrim or go on a date with an escort who says she'll be my "Skyrim" for the day. Decisions, decisions...
6 months ago
When you troll Phil Collins fans on Facebook by posting "RIP" and they start posting condolences before checking the news 😂
6 months ago
When you pour your heart out to your crush and they respond "IDUNOLOL" 😭
6 months ago
When your bros go above and beyond to help you get the girl🐹
6 months ago
Me trying to keep up with my history professor after they said the broomstick wasn't a broomstick.
6 months ago
When the architect says "I've got an idea for the fire escape" 🤔😂
6 months ago
When you and your roommate can't agree on which way the stairs should go 😂 #compromise #stairsofconfusion
6 months ago