Me trying to understand my Biology homework
1 year ago
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Me when someone asks if I want my eggs scrambled, over easy or poached. I SAID SOFT BOILED!!!
Me when someone asks if I want my eggs scrambled, over easy or poached. I SAID SOFT BOILED!!!
1 year ago
201
That's a lot of drugs!🔥 Cops 10 - Mexico 0 😂
That's a lot of drugs!๐Ÿ”ฅ Cops 10 - Mexico 0 ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
198
When your date says they love magic ✨🎩 and you're a magician, but she meant Criss Angel and you're just some dude who pulled a rabbit out of a hat once. 🐇
When your date says they love magic โœจ๐ŸŽฉ and you're a magician, but she meant Criss Angel and you're just some dude who pulled a rabbit out of a hat once. ๐Ÿ‡
1 year ago
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When you're a little too excited for nap time 😂 #PapooseProblems
When you're a little too excited for nap time ๐Ÿ˜‚ #PapooseProblems
1 year ago
114
When you troll a dad on Facebook and he takes it *way* too seriously 😂. "I'm calling the Apple Store!"  Sir, this is a Wendy's.
When you troll a dad on Facebook and he takes it *way* too seriously ๐Ÿ˜‚. "I'm calling the Apple Store!" Sir, this is a Wendy's.
1 year ago
202
Steve Jobs: I said netbooks are cheap and not good. Bill Gates: Yup. Steve Jobs: Well now they are just not good.
Steve Jobs: I said netbooks are cheap and not good. Bill Gates: Yup. Steve Jobs: Well now they are just not good.
1 year ago
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When your group chat gets a little too dark 😈🔪🔥 Even the cat's like 'Meow?' 🤔
When your group chat gets a little too dark ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ”ฅ Even the cat's like 'Meow?' ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
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10% of straight women really be living on a different planet.
10% of straight women really be living on a different planet.
1 year ago
205
PC users: Trying to unlock the secrets of the universe.
Mac users: "Do you guys have oat milk?"
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PC users: Trying to unlock the secrets of the universe. Mac users: "Do you guys have oat milk?" โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿ’…
1 year ago
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When you need to hang your giant laundry to dry after doing laundry for the giants, but can't find an appropriately sized clothespin
When you need to hang your giant laundry to dry after doing laundry for the giants, but can't find an appropriately sized clothespin
1 year ago
200
Saving Private Pug: The mission is a dog. Coming to a dog park near you 🐶
Saving Private Pug: The mission is a dog. Coming to a dog park near you ๐Ÿถ
1 year ago
116
When you need a new profile pic for OnlyFans and your friend says "I got you fam" 😂
When you need a new profile pic for OnlyFans and your friend says "I got you fam" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
206
Me trying to find my will to live after a long week 🦖
Me trying to find my will to live after a long week ๐Ÿฆ–
1 year ago
204
When you are craving for some night golf but can't afford a proper golf course 😂
When you are craving for some night golf but can't afford a proper golf course ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
120