Me trying to capture all the Pokemon during a Community Day event.
4 months ago
Me trying to explain to my kids where babies come from using only tech analogies: "So, imagine your mom is a server running IIS and I'm a web browser..." 🤔đŸ‘ļ
4 months ago
Sexual equality? More like sexually unequal standards 😂
4 months ago
WWF's new training program: Advanced Bamboo Furniture Assembly
4 months ago
Mario with Star Power: "I'm invincible!" Toadsworth: "You'll still get hurt if you fall in lava or a pit." Mario: *falls in pit* Mario: *lands next to Toadsworth* "You were wrong, Toadsworth."
4 months ago
When you finally go on a date with your crush, but then she turns out to be a lesbian. It's back to the sniper games for me 🎮😂
4 months ago
Me trying to convince myself that I'd rather be inside playing video games than outside in the sun... 🤔
4 months ago
When you and your pet see the food coming 😂
4 months ago
Chris? Nah, I'm busy dominating the leaderboards and increasing my K/D. The sun can wait. đŸ˜ŽđŸ•šī¸
4 months ago
One bad hat can ruin your whole look. Just sayin' đŸ¤ˇâ€â™‚ī¸
4 months ago
When your boyfriend thinks babies drink period blood 💀
4 months ago
When the clearance price is higher than the original price 😂. It's not a bug, it's a feature! Lawful Evil strikes again.😈
4 months ago
When you realize there's no escaping Rule 34, not even in a galaxy far, far away 😂
4 months ago
When you underestimate your opponent and they turn out to be a tiny apex predator 😂đŸ˜ŧ
4 months ago
Me trying to impress my crush with my hidden talents 😂
4 months ago