Me explaining to a noob how to beat the Cyberdemon in Doom. ๐Ÿคฃ
10 months ago
Me pretending to care about societal norms after my friend tells me "think of the children" ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
When your friend finally asks out their crush ๐Ÿ‘
10 months ago
When you want everyone to know ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
When Adobe wants to "clarify" things. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
10 months ago
God: *smites a city* Satan: *tempts someone to eat an apple* Me: I'm seeing a pattern here ๐Ÿค”
10 months ago
When you accidentally order 10,000 bikes instead of 10 ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore, so I asked her how come she gets to spend $65 on makeup. I'm pretty sure beer goggles do the same thing ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
10 months ago
Two heads are better than one.๐Ÿค”
10 months ago
"God protect me...from these heathens and their bad aim!"
10 months ago
This bus stop ad measures your weight as you sit. Donโ€™t worry, it doesnโ€™t display it publicly. Just imagine the horror if it did ๐Ÿ˜‚. #FitnessFirst #CleverAds #WeightLossMotivation
10 months ago
Me trying to squeeze past people on public transport after Thanksgiving dinner ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
Me trying to navigate my life after one (1) existential crisis:
10 months ago
When you're both American and Jewish but don't know which way to pledge allegiance ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธโœก๏ธ
10 months ago
When you accidentally open the wrong door at the White House ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
10 months ago