When you're struck by lightning right next to a 'Danger: High Voltage' sign. It's like the universe has a dark sense of humor 😂
When you're struck by lightning right next to a 'Danger: High Voltage' sign. It's like the universe has a dark sense of humor ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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Me avoiding awkward small talk by pretending I'm racist. Just in case.
Me avoiding awkward small talk by pretending I'm racist. Just in case.
11 months ago
24
Me and the 'Do not push' button at 3 AM.
Me and the 'Do not push' button at 3 AM.
11 months ago
28
When you realize the McRib is back, but then find out it's for a limited time only 😭
When you realize the McRib is back, but then find out it's for a limited time only ๐Ÿ˜ญ
11 months ago
26
When you accidentally drop your banana peel at work and suddenly become the office Casanova. 😬 #SmoothOperator #UnintentionalHarassment
When you accidentally drop your banana peel at work and suddenly become the office Casanova. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ #SmoothOperator #UnintentionalHarassment
11 months ago
28
When you mix goth and hippopotamus, and the result needs to be kept on a leash 😂
When you mix goth and hippopotamus, and the result needs to be kept on a leash ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
28
"How do I approach an Islamic girl?"  💣With a bomb squad.💀

And... /thread
"How do I approach an Islamic girl?" ๐Ÿ’ฃWith a bomb squad.๐Ÿ’€ And... /thread
11 months ago
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When Mom asks what you are watching and the file name is "hot asian twinks fucking.mp4" 😬
When Mom asks what you are watching and the file name is "hot asian twinks fucking.mp4" ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
11 months ago
13
Me when I try to break a Kit Kat and it crumbles instead of snapping cleanly 🤬
Me when I try to break a Kit Kat and it crumbles instead of snapping cleanly ๐Ÿคฌ
11 months ago
39
When you share your last joint in prison, and your "friend" eats it while high 😂
When you share your last joint in prison, and your "friend" eats it while high ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
10
Me trying to adjust the shower to a perfect temperature. 😡
Me trying to adjust the shower to a perfect temperature. ๐Ÿ˜ก
11 months ago
23
My cat's reaction after discovering that the toilet isn't a water fountain 😹
My cat's reaction after discovering that the toilet isn't a water fountain ๐Ÿ˜น
11 months ago
27
When you get pulled over and your friend puts on their troll face and says "Problem officer?"
When you get pulled over and your friend puts on their troll face and says "Problem officer?"
11 months ago
25
Me when someone tells me "This statement is false": 😡
Me when someone tells me "This statement is false": ๐Ÿ˜ก
11 months ago
17
Me after reading the 'Titanic is unsinkable' headline in the newspaper 🗞️🚢🥶
Me after reading the 'Titanic is unsinkable' headline in the newspaper ๐Ÿ—ž๏ธ๐Ÿšข๐Ÿฅถ
11 months ago
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