Finally, a cure for my crippling sarcasm! 😂 Now I can be a functioning member of society...or at least pretend to be. 💊
7 months ago
When you think it's a Playstation, but it's something much worse 😂
7 months ago
Me trying to capture all the Pokemon during a Community Day event.
7 months ago
Me trying to explain to my kids where babies come from using only tech analogies: "So, imagine your mom is a server running IIS and I'm a web browser..." 🤔đŸ‘ļ
7 months ago
Sexual equality? More like sexually unequal standards 😂
7 months ago
WWF's new training program: Advanced Bamboo Furniture Assembly
7 months ago
Mario with Star Power: "I'm invincible!" Toadsworth: "You'll still get hurt if you fall in lava or a pit." Mario: *falls in pit* Mario: *lands next to Toadsworth* "You were wrong, Toadsworth."
7 months ago
When you finally go on a date with your crush, but then she turns out to be a lesbian. It's back to the sniper games for me 🎮😂
7 months ago
Me trying to convince myself that I'd rather be inside playing video games than outside in the sun... 🤔
7 months ago
When you and your pet see the food coming 😂
7 months ago
Chris? Nah, I'm busy dominating the leaderboards and increasing my K/D. The sun can wait. đŸ˜ŽđŸ•šī¸
7 months ago
One bad hat can ruin your whole look. Just sayin' đŸ¤ˇâ€â™‚ī¸
7 months ago
When your boyfriend thinks babies drink period blood 💀
7 months ago
When the clearance price is higher than the original price 😂. It's not a bug, it's a feature! Lawful Evil strikes again.😈
7 months ago
When you realize there's no escaping Rule 34, not even in a galaxy far, far away 😂
7 months ago