When the doctor tells you it's not cancer, it's down syndrome 😂
When the doctor tells you it's not cancer, it's down syndrome ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
163
Greenpeace: "We're here to talk about saving the planet!" 
Russian Police: "And we're here to talk about you fitting nicely into this van."
Greenpeace: "We're here to talk about saving the planet!" Russian Police: "And we're here to talk about you fitting nicely into this van."
1 year ago
183
When you call the police because your food delivery is late 😂
When you call the police because your food delivery is late ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
233
My face when they start singing "All I Want for Christmas Is You" in November 😂
My face when they start singing "All I Want for Christmas Is You" in November ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
150
AIG exec steals $500M, gets 4 years. Homeless man steals $100 to eat, gets 15 years.  The system works… for someone, I guess. 🤔
AIG exec steals $500M, gets 4 years. Homeless man steals $100 to eat, gets 15 years. The system worksโ€ฆ for someone, I guess. ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
258
Me when I accidentally think in the teacher’s voice after they repeatedly drone on for an hour:
GET OUT OF MY MIND!!
Me when I accidentally think in the teacherโ€™s voice after they repeatedly drone on for an hour: GET OUT OF MY MIND!!
1 year ago
220
When you're a walking, talking 💩 magnet. 🧲🪰
When you're a walking, talking ๐Ÿ’ฉ magnet. ๐Ÿงฒ๐Ÿชฐ
1 year ago
275
Yo dawg, I heard you like dolls, so I put a doll inside your doll so you can play with a doll while you play with a doll.
Yo dawg, I heard you like dolls, so I put a doll inside your doll so you can play with a doll while you play with a doll.
1 year ago
230
Yo mama so fat, the escape velocity at her surface exceeds the speed of light.🤯 Even Stephen Hawking can't explain that!😂
Yo mama so fat, the escape velocity at her surface exceeds the speed of light.๐Ÿคฏ Even Stephen Hawking can't explain that!๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
306
Me trying to explain Psych humor to my friends 😂
Me trying to explain Psych humor to my friends ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
171
Me trying to explain to my mom why I came home at 3 AM smelling like cheap beer and regret
Me trying to explain to my mom why I came home at 3 AM smelling like cheap beer and regret
1 year ago
214
When mom questions your methods for determining someone's sexual orientation.
When mom questions your methods for determining someone's sexual orientation.
1 year ago
273
When you're feeling thirsty but remember you're the drink 🍻😂
When you're feeling thirsty but remember you're the drink ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
284
When you roast your friend so hard they catch a disease 💀
When you roast your friend so hard they catch a disease ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
285
I told my artist, I want to get a cattoo. I didn't expect this. 😂
I told my artist, I want to get a cattoo. I didn't expect this. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
154