When the radio station says they have free air guitars, but you don't see any 🤔😂. It's all in your mind and hands baby! 🤘
When the radio station says they have free air guitars, but you don't see any ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚. It's all in your mind and hands baby! ๐Ÿค˜
1 year ago
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When you're at a protest and need to remind everyone who's the boss of your uterus 😂 #MyBodyMyChoice #WomensRights
When you're at a protest and need to remind everyone who's the boss of your uterus ๐Ÿ˜‚ #MyBodyMyChoice #WomensRights
1 year ago
84
When you're trying to keep the peace but also low-key flexing those UN-issued shades 😎
When you're trying to keep the peace but also low-key flexing those UN-issued shades ๐Ÿ˜Ž
1 year ago
61
When you ask Santa for a Fleshlight for Christmas 🎁🔪😱
When you ask Santa for a Fleshlight for Christmas ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ˜ฑ
1 year ago
65
I am vengeance. I am the night. I am... stuck. Can someone get the door for me?
I am vengeance. I am the night. I am... stuck. Can someone get the door for me?
1 year ago
98
Bacon strips dipped in chocolate and covered in sprinkles. The perfect way to start (and end) your day 🥓🍫🤤
Bacon strips dipped in chocolate and covered in sprinkles. The perfect way to start (and end) your day ๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿซ๐Ÿคค
1 year ago
73
When life gives you tears, it also gives you options...💀
When life gives you tears, it also gives you options...๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
86
Gotta catch 'em all! (Inside Pikachu's inflatable thunder-crotch 😉)
Gotta catch 'em all! (Inside Pikachu's inflatable thunder-crotch ๐Ÿ˜‰)
1 year ago
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Me trying to navigate adulting. (So many levels and hidden traps! 🤦‍♂️)
Me trying to navigate adulting. (So many levels and hidden traps! ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ)
1 year ago
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Introducing the revolutionary Wonder Sauna Hot Pants! Lose weight while sitting on furniture! Perfect for achieving that sleek, sausage casing look.  Just don't stand too close to a flame.
Introducing the revolutionary Wonder Sauna Hot Pants! Lose weight while sitting on furniture! Perfect for achieving that sleek, sausage casing look. Just don't stand too close to a flame.
1 year ago
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When you try to build an IKEA furniture without instructions๐Ÿ˜‚ #abstractart #opticalillusion #geometry
1 year ago
105
When you accidentally touch your friend's hand reaching for the fries, and suddenly you're both in a pool hall rom-com montage.
When you accidentally touch your friend's hand reaching for the fries, and suddenly you're both in a pool hall rom-com montage.
1 year ago
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When you finally understand Stephen Hawking's theory of everything and your knees buckle from the sheer weight of the knowledge.🤯
When you finally understand Stephen Hawking's theory of everything and your knees buckle from the sheer weight of the knowledge.๐Ÿคฏ
1 year ago
73
When you see that other Pedobear sweating, you KNOW someone just posted some highly illegal material. Buckle up, boys, it's time for a high speed chase!🚓💨
When you see that other Pedobear sweating, you KNOW someone just posted some highly illegal material. Buckle up, boys, it's time for a high speed chase!๐Ÿš“๐Ÿ’จ
1 year ago
69
Me trying to follow the plot of One Piece
Me trying to follow the plot of One Piece
1 year ago
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